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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once pissed in the same toilet
that Prince Harry had just vacated.

I can confirm that cuffs match collar.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I played on the same stage as The Manics
just not at the same time. And I was in an orchestra.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Did you entirely ignore the Manics as they left stage
to their slight confusion and raising a slight smile from their bodyguard?

No? Not the same thing, then.

/ultimateapathy
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)
it wasn't even on the same day

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
what's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
i don't know and i don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
ignorance is about not knowing
not ignoring
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Yeah thanks for that Dr Johnson.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
i can see his house from my window
/trivia
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Have you ever visited Leighton House?
That's near your home, I believe, and is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
no......
...... but i should do, i think!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
*kicks monty*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Are you making a joke or suggesting that I'm not using apathy correctly?
Because I can assure you that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
just because i don't care
doesn't mean i don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
In your case, my lovely
I doubt it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
you should see my new corset bra
it's-

hello? kroney? come back, i only said the word "corset" ...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Having read your "drooling from both lips" comment below
I don't think I'll ever get horny ever again. Especially over you!

Edit: No, it's a subthread. The worst has got worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
haha
i am v happy with myself right now.

although i did just txt ye.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
You should be
it takes a lot to make my blood run cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
no it doesn't
mr shallow. anyone who isn't a perfect size 10 blue eyed blonde comes in for criticism!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I'm not actually a fan of blondes.
Black hair, blue eyes and I mostly prefer a 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
They are more grateful
than the nice looking slim birds.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Grateful and willing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I prefer girls with a figure.
10s tend a little towards boyishness, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Boys are like that too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Which would be why I'm straight.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I concur
dark hair also ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
woo

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
as far as I can remember
I've never even kissed a blonde
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
i have

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
well done

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
12 is not slim?! :(
/bloats
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
12 is fine. It's more to do with proportions than size.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
maybe but if 12 is considered just about
ok, I might as well give up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Don't listen to Kroney.
If I was a size 12 I'd be anorexic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Precisely, it's all about proportions
A 12 is just a rough guide. Who's that plus size model? She's in all the Evans shop windows. She is very fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
you don't need the filler here
just "don't listen to Kroney" is pretty good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Plus I suspect there is a strong vein
of hopefulness in their answers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
what about a 32?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
As long as she wasn't sweaty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
if she's a size 32
there's going to be a lot of sweat oozing around those crevices even if she's sitting still in a refrigerator
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
OK, as long as there aren't pools of sweat
collecting on her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
and is 18 feet tall

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
+ year old

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I went clubbing with their singer James once.
We went to Metalheadz in Hoxton Square.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
I ignored the band James once.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
you do a good line in snubbing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
I once snubbed Ann McCaffrey
and not even on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
good work
her books are 2 dimensional and dull, yet I still want a dragon to ride. Damn her
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
some of them are actually very good
the one where the people arrive on the planet from space for example
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Did they get up to play, only for you demand that they sit down?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
They were at Guilfest a few years back.
They were in the backstage area and, like twats, had kicked their football over the fence. One of the faceless ones asked me to get it for them.

I ignored them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Should have picked up their football and then said
"What fucking football, you little cunt?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I thought that if I'd acknowledged them
I'd be reinforcing their belief that they're worthy of notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
I'd have punctured their ball.
Twatted the biggest one until he bled from his wee-wee.
And told the rest to "Get to fuck".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I saw
Jordan in the airport once, she's tiny... Well, most of her is if ya know what I mean. Her Vag is HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
I saw the Cheeky Girls in Malaga airport once.
AND I saw PAUL YOUNG at Heathrow!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I saw Nigel Benn at Tenerife airport.
And that bloke off 4 Weddings and the Thin Blue Line lives near me and I saw him in the pub not two weeks ago. (Monty, 4 Weddings is "film")
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
My best spot OF ALL TIME by a country mile
was, in London Fields - BARRY 'GEORGE' BULSARA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Arnie Schwarzenegger
airport again, very short man.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I imagine he was trying to get his asss to Marsss.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
GET TO DA CHOPPA!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I banged Sam Fox ages ago.
Before she was a lesbian like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Hence why she became a lesbian?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Hey, whatever they want once I'm done!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
*inarticulate yelling*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
^ 'FILM' REFERENCE ^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

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