OH GOD, LONDON IS FULL OF FUCKING PRICKS !!!!
I've only been here 30 minutes and already there was some bitch texting on her phone going at just enough speed for me not to get past yet is 50m down the road when I could have passed. I gave a HUGE bag of stuff to the charity shop and didn't get a thank-you. the guy in the corner shop managed to serve me without single word except the price. The guy in tescos didn't say a single word full-stop.

I MISS BEING WINKED AT BY GAY MEN WHO ARE FRIENDLY AND INTERESTING AND LIKE TO CHAT.

Oh God.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:35, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i did say london was shit
but you didn't believe me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

it's not shit
it's exclusive, we don't like riff raff

or the welsh
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

riff raff?
says a man from south london
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

bestest of all the Londons
where do you live in Wales again?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I'm not attached enough to
where I live to defend it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

In otherwords
a shithole.

i.e. wales
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

there are pretty places here
I get a really good view and you should have seen the beach I was sat on the other day.

but yeah, it's miles from anywhere. And Wales.

At least it's not London, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

If you like fried chicken, you'd like New Cross

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Office LOL
It's funny because it's true. Perfect Fried Chicken is across the road from me. Just don't expect any of that fancy KFC chicken.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

This.
Everyone who comes to Blackheath has nothing but fantastic things to say about it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

You're in Blackheath?
That's just up the road, we should have a mini bash with the guy who lives in Lewisham, if I can remember who that was.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Get Barry to bring 'Wolf' as well, he'll do a personal appearance for a lager top and a packet of crisps

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

go to Mese Mengal in Lewisham
it's really nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

nowhere in Lewisham is nice.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Agreed.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Ah, so you've visited.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

That said, the internet agrees with you
and it's only down the road so might check it out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Riff Raff, Eye Contact, Audiable Conversation beyond the most very basic of pleasentrys... it's all the same.
There were some students there with a sign saying "FREE HUGS" giving out hugs. FREE HUGS. They must have smelt the lack of human contact on me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I'm sure I could give a better hug for $1 than a free hugger gave

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I bet you could as well
you filthy minx
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Go back to Brighton you fairy
Hi Gonz
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I shall !
WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME TO BRIGHTON IN ABOUT 6 WEEKS?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I'm up for it if I'm free.
depends if it's a weekend I'm being a dad or not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Oh ACE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Oh, you're back, are you?
We need to Have Words.

*glares sternly*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Oh b3th, you pretty young thing, you. You know I was just pulling your proverbial pig-tales, and you laughed at it too.
Just so you know, if you ever decide to lead the single life again, I can make home made pasta.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

London fucking sucks and since all those pricks live in the Home Counties,
they've made those fucking suck, too.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Your opinion is invalid unless you live somewhere better.
Which is of course impossible.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I live in the Home Counties.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oh, a posh type is it?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

No, it's "a posh type, are you?"
And only in comparison to a Londoner. Or a Northerner. Or the Welsh, Cornish and anyone from Essex. Or the Midlands. Or Scotland.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

So, the rest of the UK then?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

That does appear to be about the size of it, doesn't it?

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I'm from Cheshire, technically I'm posh
I'm not, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I've had this conversation before.
Cheshire, like Harrogate, is only posh in comparison to the rest of the North and, as I'm sure you're aware, it's Grim up there.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

it's what makes us tough

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

you are quite posh actually
for a Welsh bird.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

*glares*
I'm not sure which bit I'm glaring most about 'posh', 'welsh' or 'bird'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Definitely the Welsh bit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I'll be honest, I owe London a lot, it's where I was born and raised, granted, on the outskirts.
And I think the thing that sucks about it, is not london, but me. That I sit in my flat pissing my life away online doing sweet fuck all. But this trip has shown me that I can go to resturants on my tod, never done that before. Brighton is like living in central london without the crime. Except 50% of it is made up of Camden.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Well I'm glad it's done you some good, Gonz
and believe me, if I could nuke London and avoid harming you in the process, I would. But I can't.

Nice knowing you.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

What I loved about Brighton was that, as someone who doesn't drink (I don't _not_ drink, I just don't drink, and espesh not to excess), there are so many interesting and wonderful places to eat that aren't a fortune.
Every meal I had, aside the japanese, I got change out of £10/head, and I choose exactly what I wanted to eat. Food is my thing, and they have so many amazing food places. Sure, they have chains, like everywhere, but their sandwich shops all have their own dishes and unique touches. The sandwich shops around here are all cheap crap shredded chicken swimming in a sauce that has come out a bottle. Where we get Cheese On Toast, they have Rarebit. Where we get Hagondaz or Ben'n'Jerries, they have lavendar and rose ice creams.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Last time I went there I managed to find the one threatening
London-esque pub in all the city. I am impressed with my skills.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

You do realise
that due to this and the whole posh/home counties thing I am now going to visualise you a a foppish Dandy, or the type Little Lord Fauntleroy would have grown up into, don't you?

Edit: This is you, this is:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Thomas_Gainsborough_008.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'm more a Gladstone, really.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

OK, will revise my mental image accordingly
Old Gladstone or young?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Young, hopefully. I'm not quite decrepit yet.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

so this then?
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Gladstone_1830s_WH_Mote_ILN.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Haha, actually, Darth kind of looks like him.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

So, you are Darth?
It would explain the whole shit fixation thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

OOO
time to play which historical figure do people look like!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Does it have to be historical?
If you can have the future I want this guy:
www.madmaxmovies.com/publicity-archive/mad-max-magazine-archive/Starlog/Starlog-Issue-124-November-1987/Starlog-Issue-124-November-1987-page-60.JPG
He even had his own rent boy
If not:
www.pinetreeweb.com/kitchener-master.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I was thinking more this:
fc07.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/282/3/0/Cardinal_Richelieu_by_Dan_the_Countdowner.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

fuck right off
more like George V
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

perhaps - but what are you doing online?
shouldn't you be stopping Dogtanian and those infernal muscahounds?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

You think this will catch on do you?
Good luck.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

well, not right now
there's no one about. Something will, one day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

You need to pick your moment.
I am aware this will jinx me, but I seem to be fairly teflon for memes thus far.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

just means that when something does stick
it will stick for good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

very likely
I should just flounce now to be safe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I love brighton to bits
except it's even further away than everywhere else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)