I've been given an xbox360 elite
I don't really play games much but hey ho. What games should I get for it?

Alt. Lots of questions are shit today (mine included) why is this?
( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:18, 165 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What sort of games do you like?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

bum games

( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I believe you can play those without the need for an xbox360supermegastation-wiil33tkinetixxx or what-have-you
All you need is a bum.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Hungry Horace was good
and I liked sonic on my mates master system
( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Something like dead rising 2 you might like,
pretty easy to pick up and put down.
Red Dead redemption if you like cowboys.
Dead space you could probably get for a tenner and that's a fun sci fi game.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I like Cowboys
I shall try RDR then. The first thing I did was flash the firmware on the drive so I can "try out" games before I buy
( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Any Dead or Alive game
if you like seeing bouncy jiggling boobs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

They're shit games for teenage masturbators
Buy a good game and stream real porn instead.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

When my youngest granddaughter was youngerer, she hada DOA beach volleyball game
Her dad used to let her play that one any time she asked, for some reason...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Fable 1-3, Halo 1-3 & Reach, Gears of War 1&2, are all good starts.
If you like them, of course.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Don't listen to this man.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

^^ Ignore this guy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

No

( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

this chap is a bit wrong

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

tetris

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

PORTAL TWO!
Also: Hello Internet, here I am. Revel in me for my short time here.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

DEVIL IN TIGHTS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Roots! Lookin' swell!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Swellin' up!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I'LL SAY!
Down boy!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Portal 1 first though
deffo
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I played Portal on the PC
it was great
( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

You don't really need to play Portal 1 first.
You'd have to download it though, finding a physical copy of the game is pretty difficult.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

So not this then?
www.amazon.co.uk/Half-Life-Orange-Box-PC-DVD/dp/B000RO0OKU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1311262417&sr=8-3
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

On PS3 or Xbox I mean.
It's what the guy in Gamestation told my mate when he went in asking for it. You can still download it on Xbox, though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

So not this then?
www.amazon.co.uk/Half-Life-Orange-Box-Xbox-360/dp/B000RO349S/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1311262852&sr=1-1
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It must just be PS3, that's what my mate wanted it on anyway.
I await for you to find that too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

It's not exactly hard to search amazon for "The Orange Box"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Yeah, just get an old copy of the Orange Box.
And then experience a "oh. My life is complete" moment.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Hello DiT
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Yo, AtG!
Things are straight up mental, dawg. Bought a house and everything.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

How are you?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Awww sweet, has it all worked and shit?
Have you called my sister?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I did, ages ago.
She has a sexy voice. EVERYONE, AL'S SISTER HAS A SEXY VOICE!

It has pretty much worked out. It's a tiny little two bedroom house with open plan living downstairs, but I'm very excited about it. We move in in December!

However, we have to use the developer's recommended solicitor if we want them to pay part of our deposit for us. I should phone her again, a) for a cheap thrill and b) to say thanks but no thanks.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Hmmm, that smacks of a shit stitch up.
But I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. Glad it's worked out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I was worried about it too.
But it seems like it's sort of a one-stop shop, which cuts down on hassle. Also, it saves me £10,250 off the mortgage, and I can't argue with that...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

No it's fair enough
Though it does sound to me like a bit of a conflict of interest issue for the solicitors.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Sexy voice is often a bad sign.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

True
I used to order office supplies off a woman who had the sexiest voice I have ever heard. She used to flirt like mad and I wanted her. I met her once and she was wider than she was tall.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

yeah
I was once on the phone in one job and the guy went to get something. Then a voice said "hello?", I asked him if he'd found the thing. "Ummm, no, I'm a different guy, my colleague just said you had a sexy voice and I wanted a listen."

I never had to meet them, so at least 2 people in the world imagine I'm sexy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I bet they both imagined fingering you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

:D

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I quite liked snake on my old nokia

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

pong`

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

chess

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

game of life

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

FINAL FANTASY XIII

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

a friend of mine has a giant VII tattooed
on his arm because he was drunk, at a tattooists and liked final fantasy VII
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I would like to know what proportion of tattooed people
Have something tattooed on themselves because they were drunk, at a tattooists and liked said something.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

5%
but they stayed drunk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

My local parlour gives you a breathalizer test first

( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

srz bznss

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I have a giant XVII tattoo'd
Because its my favourite friday the 13th sequel
( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

oh boy
there's a law here that you have to be sober to get anything done
but I imagine if I were to attend a tattoo party, and I was drunk, I'd probably get something really fucking stupid done, like Fanboy and Chum chum.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

croquet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

bridge?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

chorus

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Make it a rousing one, this is starting to sound a bit whist-ful

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

it's better than the first
verse-sion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

True, the first one certainly tried my Patience

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

you don't have the monopoly on short attention spans

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Pac Man, it's WELL good
wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
( broadsword, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I don't have a sockfull of quarters

( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I've got some in my pants, here, help yourself

( broadsword, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I'm not falling for that a 7th time!

( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

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( broadsword, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I really don't know why I bought a PS3 again.
I can't play games for more than twenty minutes without being bored. I rented L.A Noire last week and played it for about an hour in total in the five days I had it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I haven't played on my Amstrad CPC 6128 in years!

( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I've only been able to play one game for a long time and that was Space Channel Five.
Which is lame/awesome.

But oh man, Final Fantasy XIII is awesome, I've never played anything like it before and I sat in front of the tiv last night for an hour and a half with a face mixed between :O and :D
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I will never understand FF.
You don't *do* anything for fuck sake, you just tell some bloke what to do and he gets on with it.
But yeah, I desperately need a Playstation game I can get into, at the moment I'm struggling.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

oh, that's probably why I enjoy it, you don't have to actually do anything

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

it is the worst ff of them all.
It is tedious and shit. Get 3,4 or 7 the rest are pap.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

OH GOD, LONDON IS FULL OF FUCKING PRICKS !!!!
I've only been here 30 minutes and already there was some bitch texting on her phone going at just enough speed for me not to get past yet is 50m down the road when I could have passed. I gave a HUGE bag of stuff to the charity shop and didn't get a thank-you. the guy in the corner shop managed to serve me without single word except the price. The guy in tescos didn't say a single word full-stop.

I MISS BEING WINKED AT BY GAY MEN WHO ARE FRIENDLY AND INTERESTING AND LIKE TO CHAT.

Oh God.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

i did say london was shit
but you didn't believe me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

it's not shit
it's exclusive, we don't like riff raff

or the welsh
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

riff raff?
says a man from south london
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

bestest of all the Londons
where do you live in Wales again?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I'm not attached enough to
where I live to defend it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

In otherwords
a shithole.

i.e. wales
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

there are pretty places here
I get a really good view and you should have seen the beach I was sat on the other day.

but yeah, it's miles from anywhere. And Wales.

At least it's not London, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

If you like fried chicken, you'd like New Cross

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Office LOL
It's funny because it's true. Perfect Fried Chicken is across the road from me. Just don't expect any of that fancy KFC chicken.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

This.
Everyone who comes to Blackheath has nothing but fantastic things to say about it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

You're in Blackheath?
That's just up the road, we should have a mini bash with the guy who lives in Lewisham, if I can remember who that was.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Get Barry to bring 'Wolf' as well, he'll do a personal appearance for a lager top and a packet of crisps

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

go to Mese Mengal in Lewisham
it's really nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

nowhere in Lewisham is nice.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Agreed.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Ah, so you've visited.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

That said, the internet agrees with you
and it's only down the road so might check it out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Riff Raff, Eye Contact, Audiable Conversation beyond the most very basic of pleasentrys... it's all the same.
There were some students there with a sign saying "FREE HUGS" giving out hugs. FREE HUGS. They must have smelt the lack of human contact on me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I'm sure I could give a better hug for $1 than a free hugger gave

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I bet you could as well
you filthy minx
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Go back to Brighton you fairy
Hi Gonz
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I shall !
WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME TO BRIGHTON IN ABOUT 6 WEEKS?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I'm up for it if I'm free.
depends if it's a weekend I'm being a dad or not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Oh ACE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Oh, you're back, are you?
We need to Have Words.

*glares sternly*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Oh b3th, you pretty young thing, you. You know I was just pulling your proverbial pig-tales, and you laughed at it too.
Just so you know, if you ever decide to lead the single life again, I can make home made pasta.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

London fucking sucks and since all those pricks live in the Home Counties,
they've made those fucking suck, too.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Your opinion is invalid unless you live somewhere better.
Which is of course impossible.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I live in the Home Counties.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oh, a posh type is it?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

No, it's "a posh type, are you?"
And only in comparison to a Londoner. Or a Northerner. Or the Welsh, Cornish and anyone from Essex. Or the Midlands. Or Scotland.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

So, the rest of the UK then?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

That does appear to be about the size of it, doesn't it?

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I'm from Cheshire, technically I'm posh
I'm not, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I've had this conversation before.
Cheshire, like Harrogate, is only posh in comparison to the rest of the North and, as I'm sure you're aware, it's Grim up there.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

it's what makes us tough

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

you are quite posh actually
for a Welsh bird.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

*glares*
I'm not sure which bit I'm glaring most about 'posh', 'welsh' or 'bird'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Definitely the Welsh bit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I'll be honest, I owe London a lot, it's where I was born and raised, granted, on the outskirts.
And I think the thing that sucks about it, is not london, but me. That I sit in my flat pissing my life away online doing sweet fuck all. But this trip has shown me that I can go to resturants on my tod, never done that before. Brighton is like living in central london without the crime. Except 50% of it is made up of Camden.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Well I'm glad it's done you some good, Gonz
and believe me, if I could nuke London and avoid harming you in the process, I would. But I can't.

Nice knowing you.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

What I loved about Brighton was that, as someone who doesn't drink (I don't _not_ drink, I just don't drink, and espesh not to excess), there are so many interesting and wonderful places to eat that aren't a fortune.
Every meal I had, aside the japanese, I got change out of £10/head, and I choose exactly what I wanted to eat. Food is my thing, and they have so many amazing food places. Sure, they have chains, like everywhere, but their sandwich shops all have their own dishes and unique touches. The sandwich shops around here are all cheap crap shredded chicken swimming in a sauce that has come out a bottle. Where we get Cheese On Toast, they have Rarebit. Where we get Hagondaz or Ben'n'Jerries, they have lavendar and rose ice creams.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Last time I went there I managed to find the one threatening
London-esque pub in all the city. I am impressed with my skills.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

You do realise
that due to this and the whole posh/home counties thing I am now going to visualise you a a foppish Dandy, or the type Little Lord Fauntleroy would have grown up into, don't you?

Edit: This is you, this is:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Thomas_Gainsborough_008.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'm more a Gladstone, really.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

OK, will revise my mental image accordingly
Old Gladstone or young?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Young, hopefully. I'm not quite decrepit yet.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

so this then?
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Gladstone_1830s_WH_Mote_ILN.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Haha, actually, Darth kind of looks like him.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

So, you are Darth?
It would explain the whole shit fixation thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

OOO
time to play which historical figure do people look like!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Does it have to be historical?
If you can have the future I want this guy:
www.madmaxmovies.com/publicity-archive/mad-max-magazine-archive/Starlog/Starlog-Issue-124-November-1987/Starlog-Issue-124-November-1987-page-60.JPG
He even had his own rent boy
If not:
www.pinetreeweb.com/kitchener-master.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I was thinking more this:
fc07.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/282/3/0/Cardinal_Richelieu_by_Dan_the_Countdowner.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

fuck right off
more like George V
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

perhaps - but what are you doing online?
shouldn't you be stopping Dogtanian and those infernal muscahounds?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

You think this will catch on do you?
Good luck.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

well, not right now
there's no one about. Something will, one day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

You need to pick your moment.
I am aware this will jinx me, but I seem to be fairly teflon for memes thus far.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

just means that when something does stick
it will stick for good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

very likely
I should just flounce now to be safe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I love brighton to bits
except it's even further away than everywhere else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Some Favs
Red dead redemption, enslaved, LA noir, Portal two, Half life two (orange box), Battlefield 2 (for online), Batman Arkham Asylum.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Oh yeah Arkham Asylum is excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I can't do online
It's hacked.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

there is paint in my lemsip

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

What's it doing there?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

floating and melting

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

how did it get there?
does it taste funny now?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

well there is paint on me from painting
and I am clumsy.

I've not drunk any yet, I'm sure it's fine. Probably tastes better than developer and I've eaten way to many sandwiches with developer on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

That would go a long way to explaining a lot.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

OK
it tastes funny
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I imagine developers taste of smug and bad hygiene.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

That's not been released on the Xbox.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I expect there'll be a dodgy port at some point.
I believe it's a PS3 licence at the moment, though.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Fuck knows.
If you can't play it on a PC, I'm not interested.

However, I would just like to express my extreme displeasure at the cunt who thought it was funny to press all the buttons in the lift. Twat.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

i think that's pretty funny

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

You're the kind of shitcunt who would.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

And the kind of shit cunt that knows how to get past it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

These lifts are ancient.
Nothing works in this fucking building.

Yes, I'm in a bad mood.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You should get laid.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I think it's hilarious because it happened to a virgin.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Fallout 3/new vegas
Bioshock
Batman Arkham Asylum
Fifa11
Mass effect 2
Tekken 6

that should stand you in good stead for a while.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Fallout, Bioshock and Mass Effect
are all better played on PCs.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Tekken isnt though.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

No, that's why I didn't say it was.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I figured as much.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I don't do pc gaming so cannot comment
but I believe you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

You can cheat on the games a lot more easily too.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

you can if you understand computers, I never really got into them so know bugger all.
I only ever cheated on Resident evil to get unlimited ammo and that was it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

BORDERLANDS! BUY IT AND ADD ME
cussybear
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I don't think I've ever played an Xbox 360 game
last one I played was Heavy Rain but I think that's Playstation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)