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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Talking about massive benders
I've just seen someone with a tattoo on each arm. One says 2+2=5 and the other says "Love is Watching Someone Die"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:07, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
That's impressively geeky
Even for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)
What? Like you didn't know I was *that* geeky?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
No, I did
I just thought it was worthy of praise. Hence "impressively"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
I didn't.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Yeah, I am.
And I'm not ashamed to admit it, either.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Neither am I.
Always impressed if someone can out-geek me though.

Usually. Apart from the weird guy I know from Tameside who to be honest scares me a little.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I think I've just been out-geeked.
Well done!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Can somebody tell me where this is from.
It's ringing a loud old bell but I can't place it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Star Trek TNG
Picard gets tortured by a Cardassian, and ends up a spitting, wailing, ball of fury.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
But at the end he really did see 5 lights

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)
But he never *said* he did.
Mostly because he was rescued, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
So not just a miserable emo twat, but innumerate as well
Sounds like a right barrel of laughs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Excellent at dinner parties with all his witty anecdotes
about how nobody understands him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I think it's more a celebration of rounding errors.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
A while ago I saw a charming-looking fellow walking topless in the sunshine
He had "JASON" in gothic script across his shoulder blades and "NORWICH" in the same font on his lower back. All he was missing was "Hello, my name is..." and "if lost, please return to..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Wasn't NORWICH one of those acronyms they used to put on the back of envelopes?
Like SWALK, and BURMA?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Yes, according to Alan Bennett, it stands for
"kNickers Off Ready for When I Come Home"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
That would be KORFWICH
which sounds like a bizzare city/sport hybrid.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I'd say bizarre sport/foodstuff hybrid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Oh yeah
Like a deathwich - a slab of cheddar between two piping hot potato waffles. The yellowest sandwich imaginable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Darth gets lots of envelopes with BURMA on.
the people of Norwich can't spell too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
It's the webbing
Restricts accurate movement of the digits. Which, in turn, costs me a fortune in lube.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
"Norwich"
Is one of the complaints rachelswipe makes to her friends about her latest rejected suitor.

She's Northern, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
What, may I ask, is wrong with Norwich?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
He's no-rwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Ah.
If they don't piss Chablis and shit diamonds, they're fucked then?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
It really only would work if she were from Steeerk
but it's the best I could come up with.

*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Never been there.
I'm reliably informed it is an epic shithole though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
I used to be able to shit diamonds
but the sphincter muscles aren't what they once were. Don't even need to strain any more. Just sort of falls out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Now it's just carbon.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
No carbs
I'm on the Atkins*

*Am I fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Someone other than me sticking up for Norwich?
What fresh bobbins is this?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Well
It is my home city. Twenty four years ago, mind.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Tell him about the great respect you have for Derby.
Go on....

*lights blue touchpaper*
*retires*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Nothing good ever came out of Derby.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)
*appluads vigorously*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Tosh!

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
The A6 is pretty good.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
The A52 is the superior road
Partly because it's named for Brian Clough, but mostly because Nottingham's at the other end of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Good old Brian "A52" Clough

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
He had a very broad chest and tiny breasts
It's no wonder he drank so much, and was the greatest football manager who ever lived
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Was he the first on eon your breast size database?
I bet he was.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I never knew
Whereabouts? Hang on, you're like 28. You probably don't remember
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Be Undressed Ready for Massive Anal?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
you simpleton

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
you bearded smugmeister

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Over-thinking the old monkey, there

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
No, I just never liked that acronym, too twee

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Bring Underwear - Runs, Massive Attack!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Breasts Uneven, Mug Resembles Arse.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Massive?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Yup, massive

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
15" black rubber?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
You're thinking of somebody else.
this is not the first time this has happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I'm thinking of 15" black rubber dildoes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
You and every other woman on this board
How can a man compete *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Pfft!
I'm leaving that now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Is that the last thing you need as in
after that, you're satisfied and need nothing more?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
The best tattoo on someone's arm I've ever seen.
Was this girl with 'LUST' in massive letters, then a few inches below it just said 'NEVER AGAIN'. Obviously had a bad experience in the sack.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)

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