People are obsessed with cougars?
First I heard.

Alt: I was once invited to a party in someone's pants.

Alt alt: I'd like to be invited to the communist party.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, as the General Secretary (and only member) of The B3ta Branch
I can offer you a membership, you might need to fill in a questionnaire though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I'll fill in your questionnaire if you know what I mean.
*pulls steptoe face*
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

OK, your first question is as follows:
The development of the industrial proletariat is conditioned by what other development?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

bigger tits.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Would that it were Mr Badger, would that it were.
Would anybody else like to buzz in?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

is it the development of the industrial bourgeois, mr keyote?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

No, no, no. It's the development of the industrial bourgeoisie, as you well know.
Sorry but you won't be able to play for the lounge suite now.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Point to Mr. Hequator
And on with our second question:
The struggle of class against class is a what struggle? A what struggle?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

A class struggle.

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Close but you're not quite there.
I'll open it up if anyone want's to buzz in.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Sing rittwl biwdie
Have I got the correct sketch here?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Right Sketch, wrong bit.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Aha
Took me a while, but I knew it was familiar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

nose?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

a "well gay" struggle.

political, but I'm not playing for the prizes, you understand. That would be capitalist.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Point To Mr Badger
And it's neck and neck now as we come to the final question:

Who won the Cup Final in 1949?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Germany.
Or was that the second world war. I get the two confused.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer.
I wonder if there's any mileage in doing a pub-quiz style thread at some point. I could do questions, but I'd need a bit of time for research and it would involve a lot of honour to stop people Googling.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Can I join then?
I have a khaki jacket.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

And a singular lack of knowledge of either Communism or Monty Python
We could maybe use you in a low-level labouring capacity...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Stick me in a people's brothel.
I'll be fine.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It's a deal.
*Hands over B3ta Communist Party membership, 3rd Class"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Woo!
*sings the International*
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

*sings the Internationale instead*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

^This
Couldn't be arsed finding out how to spell it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Mabel, 87 from Scunthorpe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Incorrect I am afraid

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

A buffalo with an aqualung.
Or was it Reginald Maudling?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Another wrong answer, after such a promising start

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

there were no german cup finals between 1943 and 1953
so .. no one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

That's not the answer I have on my card Mr. Badger

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

no one said it was german

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Well spotted Mr. Ros, no one did.
Would you care to hazard a guess at the correct answer?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

the only answer I can muster is "only idiots care about fucking football"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

As the only one still playing, I'd let you have it.
although the correct answer is:
Wolverhampton Wanderers who beat Leicester 3-1
Sadly this leaves us with a 3-way tie between you, hequator and badger and I doubt any of you can be arsed to continue.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Karl Marx was a kraut, no?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Indeed he was Mr Badger.
But this has no bearing on the question. It may however come in useful in the event of a tiebreaker.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Instant coffee?

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Sadly not Ms Blouse, but with 2 more questions still to go it's all to play for.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Lines such as "there's a party in my pants, and you're invited,"
just sound like the protagonist is admitting to having a really lively case of crabs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Crabs + Herpes
best party ever.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I think I'd prefer if you stuck to tapas

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

You don't know what fun is

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Although
"there is a party in my pants, they're full of tapas" could work. If you put some green down your pants you'll probably have PJM inside them in no time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

mmmm. Pulpo pants. mmmmm.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Have you been getting chickenlady drunk and extracting secrets again?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Sod it, I might just go with
"There's a party in my pants: I've filled them with lobsters. They've all got little party hats that I made for them and they're all having a really lovely time."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*lobster hands*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*hands lobster (replete with party hat)*

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Are they dead?
Or at least have you tied their hands? Otherwise, the experience can be painful.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I think some sort of codpiece might be in order
But hopefully, if the lobsters are having a good time, they won't feel inclined to attack my testicles.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I'm visualising a pair of clown trousers with the enormous waistband
full of water and lobsters quite happily going about their lobstery business.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

In party hats.
It's not a party if there are no party hats.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

It's not that difficult.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)