step 1: get bag of lettuce
step 2: cook oven chips
step 3: eat and pretend its classy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha, dear oh dear!
Then again, I used Doritos to mop up the remainders of the salad I get, when it's at the point when you can't use a fork to stab it anymore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Lettuce + chips = not a salad

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

totally is!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Agreed
Lettuce = salad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)

No, it's just one ingredient on the salad
For me to be a salad it needs at least lettuce, tomatoe and cucumber. At least.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Cucumber is awesome.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Cucumber is weird
If it's good it's like chewing water. If it's bad, it's disgusting. Now, with a bit of salt and oil, it's not bad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Cucumber is shit
Bitter green water. Waste of fucking time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Wrong.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Nothing is improved by cucumber.
Tuna/cucumber is acceptable
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

error
cucumber is fucking vile. The only thing worse is banana.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

fresh cucumber is lovely
but put it in anything where it sits for more than a short period and it ruins it by making it all soggy and watery
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

we've been through this I'm sure
some people can taste a chemical in cucumber. I am one of those people. It tastes fucking disgusting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

that's a really shit pointless gene to have inherited
when we did genetics in biology we tasted a chemical and i was the only person in the class of 20 kids who could taste it. lucky fucking bastards, it tasted like anal rape. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

no one else in my family is like it as far as I know
it's only recently that I found out why it tastes so horrible to me.

It's really nasty.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)

ha, it must be a throwback from some long-ago ancestor
curling up his 19th century moustache at the sliced wafer thin cucumber sandwiches in queen victoria's parlour.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

haha
my forebears back then were aristos so it's possible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

What does anal rape taste of?
/obvious
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)

blood, cold stale cum and bleak despair
obviously
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I'll take you word on it
and hope that this is as close as I have to come to the experience. I wonder if the chemical I can taste in grape-fruits that makes them fucking foul is related to the one Vippers tastes in cucumbers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

that reminds me, I havea grapefruit
yes! well on my way to 5-a-week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

*shudders*
it must be a chemical, I'd swig nail varnish almost as readily.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

nail varnish remover always
smells pretty tasty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Same flavour as graipfruit
for me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

internet says no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

fuck the internet
if any one else tastes grapefruit as I do they would not be considered a food stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

shitting on a hedgehog
www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/news/man_defecated_on_dead_hedgehog_in_street_1_2894235
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I wonder why the hedgehog is relevent
surely shitting in the street is bad enough.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

the dead hedgehog's family
lodged the complaint
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

fuck those spiky bestards

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

it was you?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I cannot tell a lie.
This is bollocks, I'm actually quite a good liar, but I don't enjoy it, so usually don't do it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'd have been more upset if it was a live hedgehog.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

This^
Dead = inanimate object. You can shit on me once I'm dead if you like and it's not a problem, do it while I'm alive you might get quite a strong reaction though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

the horn?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Well all things are possible I suppose
and as it's never actually happened I cannot categorically state it wouldn't but, having been pissed on once and still being haunted by the memory to this day, I think not TBH.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

A banana?
Really? That's the worst thing you've ever eaten? A banana?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I fucking loathe bananas
I don't even like seeing someone else eat one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

What's wrong with them?
Too sweet? The texture? Maybe you've only had unriped ones.

I think you're the first person I know who doesn't like bananas.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I couldn't even eat them as a baby.
I don't mind banana flavoured stuff, but I wouldn't choose it.

They just look and smell and feel disgusting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

i only like them when they are still quite green and very firm
mushy brown ones are satan's cum
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

those ones are least offensive

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I like them all mushy and brown
well riped. I hate the green ones, the thing they leave in your teeth, makes them so annoying.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

just having this discussion is turning my stomach
as far as I can remember I have never tried to eat one without being made to by my mum when I was very young, and I expect it made me vomit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)