I don't dissagree
I think it's my scotch genes, but it hardly puts you in a place to judge Welshy for liking chop salad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's not about liking
its about failing to shop/cook properly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I like how you no longer even bother to complain about being called Welshy
Acceptance is the first step.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

shit
i can't hold my shit together to argue
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Hmmm.
I could put you, b3th and rswipe in a triple scissor epic if you like?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

um, no thanks
I don't think you should run with scissors
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Mutual frottage perhaps?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

in textiles we learnt a technique called 'frottage'
I sniggered my way through that lesson and had to explain myself to the middle aged women in the class
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Oof!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

*faps at the mere thought of it*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1294040
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I think I've found my niche.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Yes
This worried me a bit, being called creepy by Chompy is like you accusing me of having a sad hobby. *sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I'd be too intimidated.
Swipe's sexual expectations are far too high for me to keep up with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Ah yes.
You'd have to be able to keep up with her stud of a new man. A rotating big veiny strap-on would be the only way.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

no she wouldn't
the mere suggestion that there had been any scissoring activity would be enough to keep him going at it 3 times a night, 8 nights a week, for the next 137 years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Fucking hell.
That's a long time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

yeah
he is good at the sex though. it wouldn't feel that long.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

After all that time
I think you'd lose all feeling in your clopper.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

you have suggested putting me in quite a few
why don't you just cockgaz me and we'll call it quits?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I prefer the medium of the written word.
Much more fun.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

and i would prefer posting your cockgaz on here
so go on, help a sista out?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

No.
I'd cause a riot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

ok kaiser chief
you'll send one eventually. they ALL send one eventually...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

In 18 years of using the internet.
I have never once got my old chap out on webcam or sent a picture of it to anyone.

Haven't found a wide-angle lens big enough yet.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

is that so you can use the
perspective compressing effects of wide angle to make your cock look bigger than it's surroundings?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Bugger, I hadn't thought of that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

well I wouldn't go as far as
fish eye - it'll just make it look a funny shape.

on a DLR I'd go with 18mm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I have no idea what you're on about now.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I am channelling my photography fu
and leaving you the opportunity to imply you have a tiny 18mm cock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Not falling for that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

then you are definitely doing the internet wrong
correct the wrong. cockgaz me. cockgaz me up real nice, baby.

i won't post it on here or anything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

No.
Someone sent me a minge in an email once. I don't think it was theirs, as it was all blue and drippy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

How predictable.
EDIT: GAHH, FUCK.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)