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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've lost half a cheese in my office. HOW?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:32, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
is this drugs slang?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
You know how everyone hates you?
Check behind the radiators and under teh floorboards.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Are we all hating Monty Now?
I though we liked Monty and thought he was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)
That's why I hate him
Cause I know I'll never be that cool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
None of us will
this is our tragedy. *starts hating Monty*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I'm nearly there.
I love Hendrix and I think Lusty is hot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:38, Reply)
When I grow up, I want to be just like Monty.
Or something.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)
More importantly.........why do you have half a cheese in your office?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Because he ate the other half.
or snorted it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Doesn't everyone have some office cheese?
You fucking heathens.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Because his knob isn't detatchable.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
because he cut the cheese or something

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)
^ This bilingual pun is actually wittier than its lack of response would suggest.
Well done, sir.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)
THANKS,
I didn't get any response to my fat country road link either :'(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Che?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Guevara?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)
And Debussy

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:39, Reply)
to a disco beat

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)
IT'S OK I'VE FOUND IT.
It was in my filing cabinet. Senility has finally kicked in, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Oh thank god.
I was really worried there for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Had you filed it under dairy and not cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Can you have "a" cheese?
surely cheese is more of a general term and specifically you would have a wheel of cheese or a block of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Yes, you can.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Can we fix it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Can I kick it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

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