OMG
the new hotel chocolat "lemon cheesecake" chocolate is the most amazing thing EVER.

i think my mouth just came. hard. anyone who has one near them has GOT TO TRY IT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How much does it cost?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

depends how much you buy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I might get that tattooed on my chest.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Should I enquire as to the size of the font?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

because typography gets you hard?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Totally.
It's the font of all sexual desire.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

this was very good, actually
you have gone up a tiny notch in my estimation...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I feel so validated.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

online validation
best of all the validations
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*Looks in walet.... counts a few notes.... looks in coin purse.... looks up*
Is there a cashpoint on the way?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

it's a mini slab, ie a chocolate bar
£3.50 each or £2.95 if you buy 3 or more mini-slabs. somehow the latter always seems to make good financial sense.

even if it doesn't. nor does it make good health sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I bought some cool fudge at the seaside the other week.
One was Marmite flavour, the other was WKD BLue flavour. Good stuff.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

free to those that can afford it
very expensive to those that cannot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

they do give out a lot of free stuff there
my colleague is shameless, she goes in almost every day pretending to browse, eats the freebie, waltzes out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

that's all well and good
but what has that to do with the tattoo we're getting on B3th's tits?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

i have zero interest in tits
my own are quite enough. some would say more than enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

We're all heartily interested in b3th's tit tattoo.
We can be interested in yours too, if you like.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

they wouldn't have enough ink
or a big enough needle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

"We're going to need a bigger shop".

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

now that's just rude
fuck you, the luggage, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

That didn't come out the way I intended.
Oh well.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

i'll get over the pain
eventually. the sense of betrayal though, that's something else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

A song title occurs here.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

The annual food budget of Somalia.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Slavering lolz

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

so i'm getting seriously laid this weekend
and you are.... not?

thought not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I appreciate that you get all your self worth through the opinions of others
but really, this one defence is a little dreary.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Aww MAN, I wish my office had a slut like you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

i do liven up the place
on my desk, red fishnets on, legs akimbo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Don't stop!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

i haven't started yet!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Well get writing!
Gonzo needs to read!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

er
i'm not exactly going to have any fingers spare, am i?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

You could type one-handed.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I bet you have one of those desks with a green leather top.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)