beach hockey and a barbecue on the beach.
Take that, internet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:57, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Living it large in Harrogate tomorrow evening.
Beat that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I'm wearing an inside-out pig as headgear
meat hat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I... don't think I can.
Touché.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I'm preparing protected british species tapas for lunch
eat bat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'm going for ultrasound liposuction next week.
Treat fat.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'm in your base eating all your pies.
L33t f4t.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I've got some very exclusive neckwear on.
Elite cravat.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I'm meeting David Cameron this weekend.
Complete prat.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

There's a beach in Edinburgh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

It's on the coast.
it can't be that unexpected, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Oo. Get you and your so-called "geography"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Well I'm learning stuff here
It turns out that I am quite ignorant of the "geography" of Scotland.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Almost all of it is next to water.
If you're not next to water then you're up a hill. Sometimes you're next to water even when you're up a hill. In short: water.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

If you're not next to water
chances are water is being propelled towards you via the twin accelative actions of gravity and variable air pressure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

A definitive list of things that scotland isn't short of:
1) water
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

2) gingers

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

3) a pervasive sense of some ill-defined injustice at the hands of the fucking english

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

international-class religious bigotry.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I can't believe that no one has suggested
9) Drunks
10) Heroin
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

They send most of the drunks to Kings Cross station for safekeeping.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

3) Midges.
4) Strange angry men in dresses.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

5)annoying dirgy folk songs
about poor maidens and mean english sasanachs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

6) A massive cultural chip on their shoulder.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I'm going to fit right in

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

sassenach.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Angry men in dresses made me think of morris dancing, for some reason
Now I'm imagining a dance off between morris dancers, and laughing like an idiot.

Today is an odd day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Could be worse.
You could be FreeFare reading my not-so-magnus opus for the first time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

5) Munchy boxes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I know, it's a fucking disgrace.
Strictly speaking, the good beach here is Portobello. Although that's still Edinburgh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Is that where they invented the mushroom?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Cramond is nice. Depends on what you're looking to do there I suppose.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

RAINING

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

It had better fucking not.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Looks unlikely according to the awful librul conspiracy of the met office.
I fancy going to the beach.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

showers. fuckers.
although the satellite map suggests they are south of Edinburgh. Good job we're taking MONSTERGAZEBO.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_and_the_Gazebo
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

horseguards avenue (off the mall, running up to buckingham palace)
is closed because of the beach volleyball championships.

there is no beach on horseguards avenue. or anywhere else in zone 1. how random to put it there. why not put it somewhere where, you know, there actually IS a beach.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Wells-next-the-Sea would be good.
If someone screws up, they fall in the river.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

now THAT
i would pay to watch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

And here I thought everyone on here would be watching the gymnastics.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

no you didn't
you thought they'd be watching porn and eating pizza in their parents' basement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Or that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

see you Wednesday!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

indeed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)