I would totally fall for someone who did me a rumblestrut!
In other news, evening all. It's bloody hot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

evening
how's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Bloody hot.
It could have something to do with the laptop on my ...er ...lap.

I should really take a cold shower and get off to bed. How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)

OK
you know lapdogs were used by posh ladies in the olden days to draw away fleas from their minges. That's how they got their name.

I imagine this means laptop computers draw viruses away from same
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)

How very dare you?!
As if I would have anything so unsavoury near my minge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

so only sausage rolls
then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

that took me a minute....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)

it must have
I imagine the flaky pastry goes everywhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)

so where's everyone hiding?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

no idea
perhaps they were just basking in the wonder that was my fish joke which I in no way forced onto everyone.

That or watching bill and ted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)

How far back do I have to spaz?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I'll link
although it is TOTALLY worth the effort
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1306061
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)

wow.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I no, rite?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I'min awe.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I just asked my friend on an IM
and I think he's actually giving it a lot of thought
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)

I am ridiculously hot.
The weather's not bad either.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)

you made that joke yesterday
or at least you told us how it bombed with a pretty lady
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Maybe I have alzheimer's, I keep forgetting things.
But at least I don't have alzheimer's.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

you're like a joke machine, baz

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)

You can tell I'm one of those guys who's bloody mental, always up for a laugh.
My nickname is ledge and I don't drink cans of beer, I chug them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)

oh dear
you sound like a 'character'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)

On a related note this is the best Twitter account ever
twitter.com/fuckingledge

We ALL know someone like that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:28, Reply)

not personally

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)

A colossal prick?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:42, Reply)

evening

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Bonjourno.
This heat is going to kill me. How the hell does everyone cope?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)

open the window

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I went to the beach yesterday. Swam in the ocean and everything.
DID almost lose my toes to frost bite though...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)

swimming in the ocean
sounds far more exotic than swimming in the sea, but I imagine for your purposes/porpoises they are both about the same
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)

pretty much?
our beaches are at the Southern Ocean, yours are at the North Sea/Atlantic depending on where you go. But god almighty, after a cold winter they weren't very warm just yet!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I'm thinking about
having my hair cut and losing a couple of stone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)

that's some heavy hair

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:12, Reply)

the two things may be mutually exclusive

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)