I am in a fucking cracking mood today for some reason
I think I must have slept well. On the way to work, "Size of a cow" by the Wonder Stuff popped up on my iPod too, which was excellent!

We have had a delivery of swiss roll and cheese scones at work and I have a large cup of filter coffee. Right, work time! YEAH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never understood the attraction of cheese scones.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

proper cheese scones made by your mummy are the best.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Or Clendrix.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

AA, they are FREE cheese scones
Good with a cup of coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Can't stand coffee, I'm afraid!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Normally I'd say FUCK OFF THEN
but I'm in a good mood so I'll just say that it leaves more scone/coffee for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Tea is far superior.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

They're nicer than plain ones.
They have cheese in them, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

SCIENCE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I agree on cheese improving most things
But I like my scones piled high with jam and cream, and it just wouldn't be right, surely?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

It would not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

What would you have on them then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

On cheese scones?
A fairly thick spreading of butter and nothing else. If you eat them like this when they are still warm from the oven you have a delightful little snack on your hands.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

this is why OT is in such a fucking moribund state.
Nobody has said that scone is the fastest cake in the world.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

There is a reason for this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

also, why the fuck are scones being discussed?
I'm boycotting the scone chat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

The reason is either
a) that it is, in fact, the fastest bread in the world or
b) that it is s joke so lame Jeff turned it down
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

a bread which has starved itself?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

nice ninja editing.
You missed one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I haven't missed you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

There are more rounds in the magazine
Keep trying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

You have a strange interpretation of 'boycotting the scone chat'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

it's because I love you too much to stay away.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Hmm, that sounds rather good...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I've made feta, sundried tomato and olive scones which are nice.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Oh lordy!
They sound excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

They will be when I've mastered them.
They can be a bit dense.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Dense scone is still scone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I saw The Wonder Stuff supporting Zodiac Mindwarp and The Love Reaction at Southampton Guildhall.
Unfortunately, they were Fucking Shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Their drummer died a few years ago.
That was good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I just like that song
Happy and about cows - what's not to like?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

1. It's 'happy'
2. It's about cows, which is just fucking stupid

Hope this helps x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

K THX BI X

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Isnt Happy
a Neds Atomic Dustbin track?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I wish you were a music journo.
It would be hilarious.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I wouldn't get a lot of work.
Record labels tend to prefer it if you praise their products.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

start a montyblog.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Monty Sewell

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Monty the mad, moaning, music hater.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Surely misanthrope
would make the alliteration superb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I woke up to hear one of my favourite tracks this morning, and was enjoying it for about 10 seconds
Before I realised it was my ringtone, and someone was ringing me. I was quite disappointed to answer it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Some people use a song they like as their alarm.
Talk about a quick way to go off something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Never my alarm
I've learned from that lesson.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)