You're just jealous because he has a smaller than average penis!
Good morning, OT. What does today hold in store for us today?

I'm currently at Computers for Spastics, and we're down to one married couple who are seriously struggling. And that's just me and mr b3th...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

baddum tish!
I'm regretting my ambitions. I'm trying to do elaborate irish crochet with 0.10mm wire. I can barely see what I'm doing. I might have to get a craft magnifier, but that would make me REALLY old
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

sweetie, you're closer to 40 than you are 30.
You ARE old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

not until december, surely!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I thought you were 35?
Once you get past there, you're closer to 40 than 30.

It's SCIENCE!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I am
but when I'm 35 1/2 I'm closer to 40. That's how I see it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Not how it works, kid.
One day past 35, into the second half of your thirties.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

:(
but, but, I don't want to be oooold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Look, I'm going to be 40 in two years
If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I'm not sure I want
to come to the pier, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

We get an OAP discount...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

i'll bring my crocheting
and we can have a nice sit down on a bench and look at seagulls and say it's not as good as it was in our day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

and all the youngsters can listen to their hippity hop on their poddies
and throw chips at us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Damn you maths, damn you to hell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

one day past 25 and you are closer to being 50 than being born, that's old.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

young = 0 - 25
middle aged = 26 - 50
Old = 51 - 75
post 75 = borrowed time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

People referring to 50-65 as 'middle-aged' = delusional

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I imagine you were middle aged at 20
You know, cos you do big drugs an that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I agree with this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Anything older than forty is old, not middle aged.
I have five more years of being young, I'm down with that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Woo hoo, still young!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

in the words of Quiote
"anyone below 25 is not a real person"*

*may not be exact words or intention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

badumtish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)