They should bring back Tiswas and the other adult one who's name escapes me.
If Tiswas was back on the TV there would be no hooliganism because everyone would be happier.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'Love Thy Neighbour'.
My brother has a DVD of that - we were disappointed to discover that it wasn't the jaw-dropping racist classic it is claimed to be. Instead all the jokes seem to be at the expense of the 'honky'. Very disappointing - although hearing someone say 'nig-nog' repeatedly in a sitcom is rather entertaining.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:28, Reply)

"Darkie" get's trotted out quite a bit I seem to recall.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Not unlike the past five days then.
OH KNOW I DI'N'T!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Haha.
You totally went there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:32, Reply)

In fact they should bring back the seventies.
You can't run away from the police very fast wearing flared trousers.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:33, Reply)

I definitely think the "cane" and "slipper"
should be brought back in to schools.

Like in the 70's. 'member the 70's?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Hahah
Remember shoes?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Shoes?
We were too poor for shoes. We only used to get electric for 4 days a week!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Remember weeks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Yeah
4 DAY WEEKS! Kids today don't know they're born.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)

In all seriousness I believe The Sweeney to be one of the best television programmes ever.
It was unremittingly grim and watching it really transports me back to the 70s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)

It hasn't aged well though.
The Professionals on the other hand.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:36, Reply)

I disagree.
I was watching it the other day and thought it was great. As is the Professionals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)

How many times has a copper said to you "Get yer trahsers on, you're nicked!"?
3 times for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Twice today already.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Good skills!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)

PS I was told that your mum is a 'Professional'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I'd heard she doesn't mess about.
Reasonable rates too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I heard she could suck a golf ball through a hose
and that she has a gash like a pink rugby sock.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Good film quote there Monty
*awestruck by your degree of being into film*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

She can suck the chrome off a bumper
and her gash is more like a freshly dug sod.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I heard she has a flange like a bag of giblets
and that it smells like Portsmouth at low tide.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

*sobs*
Smells like a Hampshire town? How very DARE you?

I have it on good authority that only the worst sort of cunts come from Hampshire towns.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

We Hampshire types actually regard Portsmouth as part of France.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Bien sur.
Ce n'est pas le ballon du chien!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Errr, La Rochelle. Cahier. Vichy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

This isn't a dog balloon?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Erm. Yeah?
This is a derivative Portsmouth French.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Je ne comprend pas

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Moi aussi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You're Australian?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

You're Australian!?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Just beat you to it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Judging by the Spinnaker Tower, they are trying to sail it back there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

GOOD NEWS MONTY
They're making a film of The Sweeney. I know you'll like this because you're into film. And you will LOVE who they've cast in it. See if you can guess. Hint: they were looking to cast a grumpy, hard-case Cockernay.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Is it Ray "The Daddy" Winston?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Nah, it's 'Jedward'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

My first choice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Spot on, sir
His partner will be played by Plan B. Very brave move, making one half of the Sweeney a bender.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Plan B?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

The rapper-turned-crooner
or whatever he calls himself. He's a pop star, basically. He was in Harry Brown. He looks like a complete thug which is a start. Unless he shaves, in which case he looks about 5
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I found him to be entirely believable in Harry Brown.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I must admit I've not seen it
Seemed a bit too "Geriatric Carter" at first glance. As such my initial disdain at the idea of Plan B being cast in The Sweeney is purely of the "fucking pop stars thinking they can act" variety.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I think he's better at acting than he is at music.
Mind you, Helen Keller is better than him at music.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Helen Keller references should be brought back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I heartily endorse this statement
I don't see why Hawking should have dominion on the mong jokes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I know, right?
I am going to call his wife and get her to slap him about for a bit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Deacon's been hogging the limelight for too long.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Deacon was in something of a lull until his recent internet renaissance
as endorsed by one M. Boyce of this parish. Dashed decent of you to encourage equality amongst other notable mongs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Oh wicked!
'Nic' Cage is going to be simply brilliant as 'guv'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

OTT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Thank you that man.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

My Pleasure

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)