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SHUT YOUR VAGINA
let's have a movie quote thread

go go go!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:53, 106 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challange.
/ac

not a movie, but I love that line.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I saw a dead fish on the pavement and for what did it expect? There's no water here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)
where did you hear it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Gh8TWpQE8
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
It's on itunes too =)
Totally not buying his facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)
I don't like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)
That's _real_ hip hop.
Guns bitches and bling were never part of the four elements, and they never will be.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)
I don't understand the need to say things like this.
All I said was that I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Oh, sorry, it was a quote from the same bloke =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)
See what you went and did, I almost had a strop.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)
Yeah', but it's so cute.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)
wot

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)
WHY R U SO ANGRY

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)
BCOS IM ABOUT 2 LOOSE MY JOB N I H8 EVRYTING N PPL R SO STUPID

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
DUNT TAYK IT AHT ON US WE ENT DUN NUFN

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:58, Reply)
I ENT BEN MEAN OR OWT

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)
JUS SAYIN

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1316829
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I fucking love that line, it stands out from the whole track for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)
If I say fuck a lot, then I may gain some attention. If I say cunt with some of you there will be tension.
I've listened to this song on repeat for hours now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Did you get a reply to your post about going to the cinema on his wall?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)
Not that one, but another one, he can't make it I'm afraid.
But a girl called Emma added me and she has some pretty photos.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)

www.facebook.com/groups/getbetterdanlesacscroobiuspip/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)

society6.com/lucyjoy/cases
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)
You've already posted that in a thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)
and?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)
And your friend is quite fit but can't draw for shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Also, I haven't got an iphone.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
And I'm not gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Basically, meh.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
And this as well

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)
well thanks for looking anyway dude.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)
No worries, I was taking the shit anyway.
The cases are great, hope she sells a million.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Quite fit is pushing it.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I have unique tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)
And so people will see it in your thread, on the main page, before they will see it here.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)
and if they miss it it's here too.
Chill out man.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I'm chill. I didn't yell or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)
good

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
AND IT DON'T HAVE NO QUOTES MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)
"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me!
Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)
i know this
but i can't figure it out
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
"Joshua is not a little shit; he's just very sensitive."

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)
"There're sandwiches for tonight in here! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. It'll make our work easy. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY! "
"It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)
had to google, and never seen it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)
There are plenty of bad movies around, but it takes a special kind of anti-talent to make something as laughably awful as Troll 2.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)
as long as it's laughable
Zombie Strippers was shit but I laughed the whole way through, couldn't quote it to you though
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I fucking love this that I said down there about the riots.
You know what makes someone rise up against their humble beginings? Hunger. Pure and simple. And these kids don't have it. They're peckish at best.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Chicks cannot hold de smoke.
That is what it is...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Your ass smells like a trash truck

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)
I recognise that...
Full metal jacket?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)
I got a film quote!!!!!!!!
*runs around room with hands in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Oh fuck me, methadone is 'wohhh'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)
poor Gonz
is everything going wobbly?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)
At this rate he's gonna end up feeling like a couple of fortnights in a bad balloon.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Yah' and nah'.
There are a couple of reasons why I'm on it, mostly because it has a high half-life so will last longer than morphine.

I'm the only one who gets "Woooh"'d and starts making baked figs freshly picked from ma's garden this morning, cooked with motzerlla and parmaham and drizzled with a honey andchili reduction.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:35, Reply)
okay.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Give up?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Withnail & I

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Ten internet points to you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I already gave up
and got in the van!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Right! K you BASTARD!
I'm the Daddy now. Next time, I'll fuckin' kill ya!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)
She should have brought her tool.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)
'ave it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7o35NcJwo
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I don't know what it is but I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)
It's a documentary about working in a British office.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)
i can smell your lies all the way over here

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)
It is.
A management position becomes available and the candidates have to decide who is best for the role.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)
reckon i ought to just bash the replacement up with a fuckin' pool ball?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Put a couple of pool balls in a sock.
It seems to be quite effective.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)
And, to quote the 'Tool' scene...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Pth6cyGg0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I'm quite ashamed to say 'black Brixton slag' was used often within my group of friends when we first watched Scum.
It is funny tho.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Bazza.
You've not signed up for Monty's bash yet. I fully expect you to make your way across London so we can recount stories of away-games-gone-by.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I don't know if I'm down at all that weekend now.
I'm definitely down the weekend before, two on the trot is really pushing it. I can't put into words how much of a mistake going to uni in Newcastle was.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Sad times.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)
You know what, Jeff. Fuck it.
I'm in. One of my biggest faults is that I think I can do whatever the flying fuck I want, and I'm not going to stop any time soon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
bashing.
:\
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
He'll be 'in' Newcastle.
You mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Good work Barry.
I'll even go to the bar for you, if you've not got any 'fresh' id sorted out!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Goin' on a year now. I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Shit I know this!
Firefly!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)
BZZZZT!
Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Serenity.
Movie quotes innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Pfft!
Same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I'm not sure why I started this thread, you're all posting shit I don't know

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:58, Reply)
We be all eclectic and shit innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
At least I provided links.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)
One for K.
"You got knocked the fuck out!"
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)
i reckon this is from friday because it's the single most quoted movie line ever from anyone around my age

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Ha.
You've not seen it then? It's not a bad movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I am beginning to feel Monty's pain.
Film threads are pap.
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don't see you starting one

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I'ts not an attack on you. You are proper tetchy at the moment.

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it's just a fact innit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
whatever you say...

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alright, I'm sorry, I'll shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)
/talk do amazing film/music pun threads.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I'll get my coat.

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Just seen this, how fitting eh?
100 Greatest movie insults of all time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbIlLmCID5g&feature=player_embedded
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Threats.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
WORK THAT POLE LIKE A RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:14, Reply)
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

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