The only thing that could make me happy right now is crawling into a king sized double bed with
Egyptian cotton sheets and a duck and goose down duvet and pillows.

that or gin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Fatherhood has turned you into a woman

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

A 19th century one at that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I realise you are used to sleeping on the floor of public loos, but still

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I remember a time when you topped the charts, mate
I shall put this uncharacteristically poor response down to the nipper, however. Hope you van catch up on some Z's this weekend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Are you Vipros?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

BUGGER
Impressive response speed, you stalking bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

ZING!
Sleep FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I almost didn't post, then couldn't be bothered to rewrite something
Watched day one cricket highlights last night, very entertaining. Stupid channel 5.com doesn't have the days highlights on until after midnight though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You'll enjoy day two's highlights I can assure you
KP batted with the demeanour of a man swatting away a fly and Cook was imperious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I was offered tickets to this test...said no lets go to a 'one day' later in the year
I'm an idiot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You'd have been unpopular with the Mrs if you'd gone now though
I'm annoyed at myself for not planning better for the Trent Bridge test though. Next summer when the Proteas are over, definitely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

For this cricket I could live with that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

We should still be in top nick next summer
Straussy is about the only player who might feel the advance of Father Time any time soon. Exciting times to be an English cricket fan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Straussy went to my school, the big child like mong/brillant batsman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You went to school in South Africa?
Couldn't resist. Yes I'm aware the skipper has lived here since he was 6
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

*slow, patronising applause*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Very kind thank you
I get offered tickets in September by my uncle who is a MCC member, I'd splash out on loads but they are £90 each...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Do you know other trates a lot of women have? Earings and faces.
Like the scene in I Am Legend when Will Smith kills his dog, holding onto it tight, crying, as he kills his only companion.... Don't fight it Darth, don't fight it. I shall meme this.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Knock yourself out

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Yeah it's like when Rasczak shot that soldier who'd been dragged to a bug's nest in Starship Troopers.
You know, kinder in the long run.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

And when Mal kills the guy so the Reapers won't rape him to death.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

WHY DID THEY CANCEL IT!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Because they're fucking retarded.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

They had alright taste in tv

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Blasphemy!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

get off my interwebs

( Peej, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

For telling the truth :(
Firefly was an alright, if slightly boring and derivative show with cookie-cutter characters (with a couple of exceptions to be fair) which got cancelled (probably due to the out of order episodes but also due to the fact that overall Joss Whedon is pretty shit.)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

EXACTLY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)