Tomorrow, (I am so proud of myself for this), I'm gonna be social TWICE.
First off, a friend in my course is a masseuse and wants someone to be a model so she can palpate the muscles we've been learning, and offered to give me a free massage if I act as her dummy for an hour.
Secondly I'm going to a roller derby for a friend's birthday. EXCITING!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I could really do with a massage, my back is killing me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

your face has been killing the rest of us for some time

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

It killed Bellas Vagina
It used to be normal before he went near it, now, as we all know it looks like this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Drop that on a barbers floor, and you're not too inaccurate, I suppose.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I've shagged worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

you should not speak ill of your mother

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I've shagged worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You should not speak ill of the dead

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I've never had anyone as good as your Mum.
She was fucking fantastic. Flexible, accomodating, dirty. Great.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Didn't put up a fight
She is dirty though, I'll give you that.

She gets soil everywhere...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Hahaha.
I am sure she is a lovely lady.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

i wa

Aye, she was alreet.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

HAS ANYONE CHECKED TO SEE IF SHE HAS SMASHED UP THE SYSTEM TODAY?
OH LORDY
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I'd love to go to a roller derby
I haven't had my skates on for years. There isn't really anywhere here flat enough to skate : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I'll go roller skating with you, I used to be good in my teens.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Before you discovered pies
and ribs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I was always on my roller boots when I was about 12
I used to skate up and down the road outside our house, reading. Used to completely baffle the grown-ups.

I think I need proper roller boots again, instead of my inline ones, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You used to live in Reading?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I knew a person from Reading at school
she was dull as shit.

And they have a poncy shopping centre.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Reading to WSM, you are all about the glamour

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I never lived in Reading! How very dare you?
I just went there once, on a boating holiday.

Also, it turns out that the poncy shopping centre I'm thinking of wasn't in Reading, it was in Windsor. Reading was just a shithole.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

HA HA YOU'RE FROM READING!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

She really should kill her self

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I tried, the other week.
it didn't work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

My uncle invented two-tones, true story.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

That's a great story.
What are two-tones?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

How can you be a rollerderby queen without knowing what two-tones are !
They're the wheels that are half one colour and half another colour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Yeah, well my dad's Bruce Lee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah', well, your dad had sex with another man while wearing bauor turbos with pink hockey socks that started off stretched high but ended up around the boot and that's where the fassion came from.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

How did you know? It's our 'family secret'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I heard you wear your box inside out and can't tell the difference.
Poor Lusty =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)