Morning lovelies.
I said "balls" to the recession yesterday and had a posh restaurant lunch. Very nice it was too.

Regrettably I have no Punk/Boyce stories of nasal chicanery or over burritoism.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:25, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You fucking woofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Si.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I did that to my bank account on saturday. I went out for dinner with a friend for her birthday.
And before we went to tea we went to a roller derby.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

What is a roller derby?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It's an Aussie term for a massive dildo session.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Then I went to one of those this morning.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I wish.
It's a roller skating race, held in rounds of 2 minutes each. There's two Jammers on the rink, and they basically have to fight their way through all the people on the opposing team (who have to both help their own jammer through and block the opposing team), to score point. It's really quite rough. Absolute ball to watch though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I did that for our BBQ yesterday
spent a fucking fortune on food. Everyone enjoyed it though, so worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Good effort.
I hate going to bbq's where it is all suasages, burgers and drumsticks.

Buy some proper food!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

My last one we had chicken kebabs & thighs, which had been marinating overnight
Steaks, chinese style pork, burgers, sausages, corn on the cob, and chocolate bananas, all to go on the BBQ. However, we were all so stuffed by the end of the meat, the bananas went to waste.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Chocolate bananas are BBQ manna from heaven

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I've never actually tried them, I just thought they'd be a good idea.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Split them down the upper part of the curve and insert chocolate buttons
BBQ until all melted and eat straight out of the skin with a spoon.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Use dark chocolate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Dark chocolate is what I had.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Coz you are a pro.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

It was burgers and chicken skewers
but they were posh ones from the butchers made with your actual meat, not your leftover scrag ends.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Nice.
If I am showing off I buy the big fuck off fresh water prawns.

Hold on, this isn't very punk.

*spits* Fuck you, fuckos. *does glue*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)

What's a chicken explosion?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I replaced the sausage meat in the explosion for chicken thighs beaten flat.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Ahh, does it work as well?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

It tased nice
but the roll fell apart when I tried to put it on the BBQ
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Ahh, balls.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Use caul fat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)