How about
Just wear them for a bit?
I know it seems like a long-winded process, but in the grand scheme of things...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

But she's a bit older than us
time gets more precious. The time she's spending wearing her new DMs is time she could have been spending getting fingered in the toilets of her local pub.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

why couldn't she wear the DMs for this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Because it's really hard to get your knickers off over the boots without taking them off.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

just push them to one side
some people quite like this. or so i've heard.

next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

They get in the way of a good fingering
you have to devote one finger, or part of your hand, to keeping the material out of the way.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Tear them off then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Harder than you'd think
Especially as northern pants are all made from sacking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

and old ladies wear pants that go from their waist to their knees...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

it's in a pub toilet
who said anything about it being "good".

anyway, she can hold her own pants out of the way!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

If you can co-ordinate your thoughts into doing anything but wibbling and drooling
then it's not a particularly great fingering...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Also, with BGB's advancing years
The time it takes to break in a pair of DMs will pass by in the blink of an eye.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)