I have always been an iconoclastic, awkward wee shite.
And I lost my V plates when I was 15. The only real competitive thing I had with my mates was who could learn to roll a perfect spliff first. I did. I got the fittest birds too, they knew that and I knew that, so there was no need for any competitiveness there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you mean 'spliff'?
I hope you do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

yes i do.
Autocorrect on my HTC phone often results in hilarious instances like that one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I was going to say,
when you stay at Chateau Boyce, no 'I got lost in the night and ended up in your room trying to roll a perfect stiff' nonsense.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)

phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Is it as funny as this though?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)

that is well fake.
Why would a yank phone have a misspelled German word in its vocabulary?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)

because you teach phones words you use that are not in the dictionary
mostly swearwords in most cases.

it's still fake though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Fuhrer is not a swear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Apart from as in 'I swear my lifelong allegiance to...'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Did I say it was?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)

But why would yours have 'thegither' in it at all?
(although agreed = fake)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I typed it in deliberately.
I am Aberdonian and occasionally lapse into Doric.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

And 'delibetately' was also deliberate, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)

no, the autocorrect doesn't work in the subject box for some reason.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I deliberately sent a text to a girl pretending it was to my aunt.
My aunt's name is Jo and the girl's name was Jodie (and unless she's changed it recently, it still is). It gave me a decent excuse to strike up conversation with her and take her out. Didn't shag her though so my elaborate plan was pretty futile.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Did you want to kick her wet puppy?
Then duck her aunt?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

autocorrectlols
The very finest of all the lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I have used this seedy tactic in the past.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Is that why you were out with the gay fellas on Sunday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Couldn't care less, it amused the hell out of me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I was either 14 or 15 I think.
I think 15.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

That good, eh?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)