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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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question about pronunciation.
Does 'Birmingham' rhyme with 'Sam' or 'hum'?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:05, 81 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Hum

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Kipper tie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)
milk and half a sugar please

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)
hum
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)
it's pronounced birmingum

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Locally it's pronounced 'Beermingumm'
by local legends such as 'Yow Bay Fah Tay', and 'Slide'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
*shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)
lol for Slide

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Slide are from Wolverhampton
As is the accent you are typing in.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Ow, oi'm ivver saow sehrrhai, pal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)
You are too good at this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Oi naow. Oi'm am-eye-zingggg.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)
It's just a suburb of Milton Keynes
just call it north west MK.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)
You want to claim Birmingham for your own?
How odd
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Of course, we'll swallow it up and make it better.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)
To be fair, if it's outside the M25 or isn't Brighton, it's all the same.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)
oh gonz
*sadly shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
He means "not shit and full of gaylords"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
that makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)
*bumpkin fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I think it rhymes with Chair, as in "I don't care".
I'm sorry, I hope you don't mind, it's just that I'm not really interested, I guess it depends on what your dialect is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)
It's pronounced
Buuurrrrrrrr ming am
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)
*put in a lone vote for ham*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Wet ham?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)
moist pork

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
My god you are DISGUSTING

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)
given half a chance, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Can't wait to read your Gathering blog

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)
"fought a bit
wandered round, got drunk, watched someone vomit, fought some more stuff, did something you won't understand the significance of, fought more zombies, ate burger, home"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)
That is pretty disgusting
Less penetration than I was expecting though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)
i'll work on it
but it's pretty unlikely. You aren't allowed to stab with larp weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I know
I got bollocked for that on my first LARP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)
A flanking assualt to the rear?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Nope
Might have been different had I gone to Uni with Cavy, mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)
woah!
you're sullying my good name, there!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I only suggested that I might have tried
not that you'd have let me succeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
oh ok
Also, I wasn't a larper at uni, that's why I have a degree
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I see
At what point did you become a filthmonger?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
i think that developed in tandem with larping
for no reason at all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Nothing to do with being surrounded by the waves of unsatisfied testosterone?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)
nothing at all

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)
you love it you filthy minx.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
*feels sick*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Burr-ming-um

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)
you can't spell Birmingham without MING
fact
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I like this
Nearly as good as Scunthorpe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)
you can't spell scunthorpe
without 'hope'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
and an r

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Do you know, I've been to Southampton, but I've never been to Scunthorpe?
Don't even ask me about my wardrobe arrangements, it's a nightmare. Aunt Maud is *constantly* nagging at me to sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Hahaha
I feel a bit dirty for clicking this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I feel pretty gross for posting it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I hope it ends up on the popular page
as a constant reminder of your filth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Popular music reference.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)
oh right
not actually dirty then
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is to your credit
Kroney is riffing on a couple of lines from Tinie Tempah's pop smash "Pass Out"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I'm fairly sure I have never heard Tinie Tempah
and I hope it stays that way
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I have heard the name
but I too had no fucking clue as to what it was about
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This entire subthread has made me extremely ashamed of myself.
I wish I had never posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)
This is the part where we all click your original post

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)
darling
we feel like that every time you post
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I have been known to tolerate some of his music, briefly
but you'd hate it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I just googled that as I've not heard it before.
Tell ya, he was much better in those Halifax adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Haha!
Harold Tempah
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Scunthorpe Me
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)
'Scum'
It rhymes AND it's an aide-memoire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Brummagem

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Bur...ming....ham.
With the accent on the ming.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
You pronounce it....
'Worth starting a fucking thread and then fucking off like a cunt without so much as a word of apology for making people think about the shithole that is Birmingham'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Psst! He's Australian.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Is he really?
He must be a fan of BBC1 dramas starring Keeley Hawes and Robert Glenister then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)
It's better than his 'other' OT post
'Look at me I've written a bent story'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Oh yeah, the 'short' story.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)
So he's SpankHanky's sockpuppet?
Ew, can you imagine? It'd be full of dried spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)
now you're picturing it though
you'd have to crack it in half to get your foot inside it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Haha, I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)
and all the little white flakes would drift down to lodge in your pants

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)
i think you killed the thread with that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)
depends on whom you ask.
locals say buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrm-ing-ham.

everyone else says shit-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

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