( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:44, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nice!
I like the blue.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Ta blousie, sorry for threadstomping? shall we do something new and exciting?
shall I copy your questions into my thread? let's start the age of cooperation and harmony on b3ta.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

We can handle two threads at once.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I can't! I am a right spastic.
*camps out*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Isn't that Darth's job?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

he is past camp and is a Jedi level mincer.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Consular, guardian or sentinel?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Consular innit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Nah more of a guardian.
He's the more aggressive kind of camp I think, ready to whip out his lightsaber at a moment's notice.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

You know me far too well for someone I've only had a few months of internet contact with

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

and I don't know you at all
*sobs*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Oh sweetheart
We both know that's not true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

ha, you big chuffer. Dancing this weekend?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

No competitions
but we're going to a wedding, so probably! I can't see your pic thanks to my stupid work firewall mate, FB me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

on it now

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Cheers bro
Like it, the colour is awesome. How big is it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

about 8 by 6 I think.
it was horrendous and I felt sick nearly the entire time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Well done for coping mate!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

HAHA
DONTPITYMESUCKER
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I research my targets thoroughly.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Really
What's my real (full) name?
Favourite colour?
Number of piercings?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Research takes time.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

*checks watch*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

MARTIN THE TELEVISION ANALISERATOR FROM BICESTER

I LIKE IT PINK

I GET MY BOT BOT PIERCED AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Perhaps I'm being unimaginative
but how would one pierce one's bottom?
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

There are ways
My piercings are all in the ears though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Well I suppose there are subdermals
but even so...eww.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Yeah, that mystifies me
But people are weird. Remember the Vengaboys? People PAID MONEY to listen to them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Curse you unto Hades
and a thousand tiny burning pieces, I will have the bloody Vengabus song in my head ALL AFTERNOON NOW.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

You're welcome
There is a remedy. It's called better music. Or "music".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I forgot my ipod today
and the guy that's moved in to the lab next to us has forbidden any radios etc. Bloody labnazi cunt.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)

If you were to start humming the Vengabus song, he might change his mind
Or beat you to death with a shovel, depending on his temperament.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I could sing to you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Aaaa-gaaaaa-doo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Al's making a gay sex joke.
He's suggesting that Darth gets his arse regularly pierced by steaming hot manmeat.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

It's funny because, although Darth is a heterosexual involved in a long term relationship with a hot woman
because he has a slightly effeminate hair cut and engages in a hobby which many people would view as "girly" we like to pretend that he is actually a homosexual who hasn't yet "come out"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Nearly two years of b3ta conditioning are forcing me to scan this for veiled insults
It appears that Al has written a decent and honest appraisal of me.

I sense an LTI in your future, Mr thegeordie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Fuck that shit, you looked yet?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

an LTI?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

A job driving a black cab?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Leave The Internet
Being nice to me is in direct contravention of the laws of B3ta.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Haven't you heard Darth
I'm a non conformist, I do crazy shit that nobody my age should do, I grow vegetables and sometimes ride a bike, I say things on here that I wouldn't say to peoples faces (apparently). I'm a dangerous rebel.

I care not for your "rules of b3ta".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*steps back*
OK, OK, whatever man, just don't hurt me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

*takes rapid step forward, stopping just short of Darths face*
*stares*

*breaks into grin*

*chuckles, shakes head and walks off, swinging leather jacket over one shoulder*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPVdMOhk1-U&feature=related
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Dude, you should have checked the spelling =S

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

huh?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

It is funny (in the loosest sense of the word) because it's a picture rather than a sentance of some kind, and a common mistake with tattos is that people sometimes get spelling mistakes, so even though you have a picture, I'm saying you should have check
ed for the spelling. It also has a hint or irony in there because I'm known for noncomformative spellings.

*sigh* I guess it's true, you can't be subtal with the stupid. =P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

keep on chowing down on those pills dude

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Don't worry Gonz
I understood what you meant, and I thought it was funny.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I like the description of your spelling as nonconformist
As though you're some sort of Bella-style rebel smashing down the English language "system".

You teach those dictionary-loving sheeple, Gonz. You show them how their conformism is a house of cards.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

And that last one's a fsh.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Nah, it's a Ceti Eel from Wrath of Khan.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

*skin crawls*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

like it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

cheers man.
The back is definitely my weak spot it, it fucking killed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

nasty
I'll bear that in mind!

love the blue on that though, really nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Me too, it's really vibrant.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

sweet ink, dude
(that's what the cool tattoo kids say, right?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)