Pint.
Always works for me. Had a Peroni yesterday, was absolutely awful. Not sure why I ordered two more...

Alt: Bite my fingernails, and pick my nose. I don't pee in the shower, as the drain isn't great, so you're left with an inch or so of water in the bottom of the shower, and standing in my own piss isn't something I'm interested in.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's a bit specialist but I hear people pay good money for it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

"Normal" urine is actually very good for the skin due to the Urea and Uric Acid.
Can actually help cure athletes foot too. The more you know...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I've been thinking of having a fish pedicure.
Apparently, it's very popular.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

My wife went for one of those
only to be turned away as she was preganant, 'ealth and safety god mad!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I believe it's something to do with the hormones
The increased levels of progesterone will make her taste different. The fish will, of course, sense this and BITE HER FEET OFF BEFORE LEAPING OUT OF THE WATER AND UP INTO HER VAGINA TO EAT YOUR UNBORN CHILD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Wha?
Are those fish able to smell gestating foetuses and capable of burrowing their way into the foot, travel up the leg and thence, the womb?

Are they foetivores?

Or are those fucking snake-oil selling Shylocks afraid that your wife was so massively bloated that she'd be completely incapable of stopping herself from falling in and drowning?
( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

One of them has opened in Macc
One of my friends said she's considering it, but is worried she'll be laughing the entire time, due to being very ticklish. I pointed out that'd probably be pretty damn funny for the staff, and now she's in a mood with me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

for some reason there a couple here
i think it's probably the best scam ever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I first heard about it in a copy of Viz, the Fat Slags were having one.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Is that actually true?
I've heard various conflicting claims about this, and I'm tempted to side with the line of reasoning that
(a) Urea is secreted from your sweat glands anyway and
(b) the fact that you excrete it surely suggests you don't want it in or near your body?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It rehydrates skin (hence the sweat glands)
and mostly used for cracked skin (heels, toes etc) www.boots.com/en/Eucerin-Dry-Skin-Intensive-Foot-Cream-10-Urea-100ml_11718/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Yeah, but I thought
the point of sweat glands was to produce moisture for evaporation and cooling, as opposed to cosmetic purposes. (Sorry for being so sceptical, but seeing as Boots now have a homeopathic aisle, I'm inclined to question these claims with a certain amount of cynicism.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)