I didn't realise there was a "FreeFair is a nonce" theme
His embryonic personality is the gift that keeps on giving as far as I can tell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

He went on about how it was perfectly normal for a 16 year old to shag a 14 year old
or something. Hilarity ensued.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

They should make a film about that

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Or write a short story.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Perhaps our wordsmith in residence Apeloverage will oblige

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

He's been published, you know.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

i still suspect he is far from what he says he is
but if he is real, you KNOW he looks like will from "the in-betweeners".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

He posted a picture of himself on here a while back
He actually does, a bit.

You'd still shag him though. If you were twenty years younger.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Of course she would, he posts on b3ta
ooooo buuuurn
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

This is rather amusing
However... hands up everyone here who's plowed Swipey?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

haha there's only been 3 of them in the last 7 years
and none of them are posting in this thread right now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

E-HUSSY!

( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

best of all teh hussies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You've slept with as many B3tans as I have humans

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

i don't know which of us should be more depressed by this statement
mind you, one of them was so unbelievably shit that i don't count him on my "list". so really it's only 2.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Quality not quantity darling
Yes, once again my stock response is "Ms Foxtrot"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

believe me
some men have neither
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I wouldn't know*
*I would know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

you realise this basically states that you fuck animals, mate?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

are you talking to me or him?
in the context of b3tans it could be either
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

him
as in ".... then I have humans" does rather have a subtext that he's fucked non-humans. I've extrapolated that to animals as I'm not an idiotic teenage girl so I am fully aware that there, are for instance, no such things as vampires
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Anything to push up the magic number, Badger
Mmm... badgers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

best of all the stripey sex toys.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Er, yeah, sex toys
I meant sex toys.

What are you doing later?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

i never did get the darth is gay meme

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

This has nowt to do with being gay
I'm not interested unless he's actually a badger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Wow, that was a very unisex comment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Fucking hell, bad as me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

You're perfect for each other

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Pfft
She's well out of my league.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Well you did let slip how much munchy boxes cost

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Did I?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I'm sure it was a single digit.
And we all know she likes more than one digit.
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

likes requires

+ to notice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Please no scraping the barrel this time round, see if you can give that toria bird a ride, she might be a furry, but I'd lay money that she only smells abit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

with the what, now?
we've snared another furry here?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

He's being LOLarious, and referring to the fact that T0ria has a picture of her as an animal on her profile
Oh Rory, how your humour is able to transcend ages and be funny to everyone really is inspirational.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I don't even know what a Toria is, sorry

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Another b3tan

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Jeez, I'm only tryin to help a brother out
I'll send her a gaz forewarning her of your limited technique.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Feel free, I've already met T0ria several times already Rory

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's the WAKI t-shirts
fat b3tan birds love a WAKI T-SHIRT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

It's a sad indictment, but she's out of AA's league as well
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=53027
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Don't bloody mess with Toria.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I'm allergic to fat furries

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

He's great value and should post more.
The ease with which he can whip up sluttering indignation from people twice his age who should know better is most impressive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I really hope he's a troll.
Because if he is, he's hands down the best I've seen.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

For that reason, principal amongst many
I really don't think he is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)