*shrug*

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Will a jaffa cake cheer you up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Oh my god I had a giant jaffa cake yesterday,
It was heavenly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

??!???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

it was this thing at the library - it was like... chocolate coated cookies sandwiching orange flavoured cream,
but the cookies were the texture of the underside of a jaffa cake.
It was the size of my freaking HAND.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Are your hands normal size?
This is an important factor.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Yeah I'd say so.
Maybe on the small side - I usually wear small gloves in the prac labs, but they're not freakishly tiny no.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Haha!
I love how seriously you took that question.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I thought you were asking seriously....

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Yes. I know.
I'm tired, forgive me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

om nyom nyom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

definitely!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Gary Rhodes
does a fantastic Jaffa Cake Pudding which is basically a cake-sized version of the popular snack. He's a fucking cunt though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I can't stand that patronising wanker.
He was doing some Italian show a while back with some local expert or something and he'd re-explain *everything* she said whilst she wore an expression that said:

"who the fuck do you think you are, you cuntish little spastic?"
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

The Nigel Kennedy of food.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Christ, another person I loathe.
I wonder if my dislike of people is based purely on that fucking stupid haircut they both share.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It doesn't help.
Maybe the hair is a hatred gateway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

The grub in his City restaurant is nice.
I think he's a top bloke and would love to spend time with him in a car or on a train.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I can barely stand spending time on the same planet as him.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

He is, fundamentally, an oxygen thief.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

with pushing
in under
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

vivat bacchus the other night
pudding is basically an orb of chocolatey goodness - chocolate ice cream inside a warm soft chocolate shell. with hot caramel sauce poured all over the top.

we hooned this off after a trip to the famous CHEESE ROOM.

and i wonder why my jeans don't fit :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Does it come with a side order of frozen turds?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)