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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have achieved nothing today except pestering a poorly guinea pig.

What have you not achieved?

alt: you're allowed to do one magic trick. What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:23, 135 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I've had a shower and got dressed
I did need one so I count it as an achievement.

I attempted to go to the bank but it shut at 12:30 and I went just before 3, so that didn't happen. I've played a lot of FB games and caught up with some TV but I'm not sure that counts as achieving anything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)
I am glad you've not made me look unaccomplished
why do banks close saturday afternoon, who the hell wants to get into town saturday morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I walked the dog this morning.
Besides that I really don't know what I've achieved, or even done. Not sure how it's already half five. Oh, I've had this mint edit of Prince's I Wanna Be Your Lover on repeat all day, that's about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooiZGkYzViU
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I just got the Jamie Jones fabric mix through the post.
Got some house on there that you might like.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)
I don't know if I like house music.
Mostly because I'm not exactly sure what it is. I'm on Greg Wilson's soundcloud now listening to some dandy stuff, but it just makes me want to go out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)
This track is excellent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWiA9IO-qvs
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)
I am in bed
got drunkified on G&T last night.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:43, Reply)
that is one impressive lie in

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Nah, gone back to my bed.
Played some Viva Pinata then went for a power snooze.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:51, Reply)
I went shopping earlier and now I'm back with some purchases.
I went out with the intention of buying a couple of jumpers. I came home with a pair of jeans, a pair of trainers, three new work shirts and some socks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)
do you look all smart in them
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Work shirt, jeans and trainers isn't a great look.
However, I have been known to scrub-up to an acceptable standard from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Got very drunk in That London last night.
Recovered with greasy spoon breakfast and a trip to the Fitzwilliam Museum. Can no longer do two nights in a row, so it's gonna have to be staying in with an M&S dine for two tonight. Except we bought the wrong stuff and didn't get dine for two prices. Don't even care. I'm reckless me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)
I hope you've got wine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)
TWO bottles, Jeff.
Just in case. Main thing is that if I get boozed up I don't have to stagger to a train station. I can sway to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:00, Reply)
I hope your weekend in That London is just like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamVB4ixxGs
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:06, Reply)
I'm in Cambridge now.
But that's exactly how it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:08, Reply)
What's wrong with the guinea pig?
Today I napped with the cat, I ate a moderate amount. And I contemplated a little holiday in October.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)
oooh where to?
Guinea pig had an operation yesterday to get rid of an absess caused by his castration. He's a bit wobbly so I'm trying to get him to eat properly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:02, Reply)
Hope he's back on the pies soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:03, Reply)
I reckon he'll be back at Greggs in a couple of days

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:11, Reply)
So he has he Bank Holiday weekend off.
I think it's really good that you've sent the pigs out to work.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:13, Reply)
Well they have to pay for their hay somehow

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:21, Reply)
Well
I started looking at Paris, because, and I felt that I was being ripped off on the hotel front. Most probably I will be spending a few days in fantastic Copenhagen, where it's clean, beautiful and the men are fantasticly stunning.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)
I went there once, it was lovely
although I mostly remember rain and bicycles and an old guy in a youth hostel who was convinced me and my friend were boyfriend and girlfriend and would be getting it on in the communal bunk room
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)
I was there a few years ago and I ADORED it.
So, it's bought and paid for. Five fab days in Copenhagen. Food, shopping, photography, getting slightly lost, talking to beautiful and interesting men, and not getttng drunk because I'm not a millionaire (and apparently I am giving up the booze).

Yaay. Rub your guinnea's missing bit for me, I hope he is up and making that noise soon.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)
I have achieved nothing at all
starting some tidying in a minute though. And got back on the diet wagon.

Alt: the orange tree illusion in the Illusionist
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:04, Reply)
How does that work, then
I've not seen THe Illusionist
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)
He plants an orange seed
and makes a miniature tree with real oranges grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)
that's pretty sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Superfluous link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiFEoxpWlbE
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:28, Reply)
that is cool

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I've done well on the diet today.
Porridge, kidney beans and tuna, caesar salad, tin of tuna and a bowl of bran flakes. In that order because I'm an oddball.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)
My money is on you having to scrub your toilet clean at least 4 times a day with that sort of diet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)
This food pattern doesn't occur on a regular basis.
I'm too weak willed. I might cheat and buy and neck a load of clenbuterol until I'm ten stone.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I was tempted by porridge
but not sure about the taste. Today has been carrots, french onion soup and a custard cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)
And you're not starving?
It's not what I eat for me, it's the volume. Even though I chain smoke and drink a pint of water every ten minutes I'm never not hungry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)
It depends from day to day
there's some days I just have a raging hunger and that's tough because you just eat salad to fill yourself up and still feel hungry. The weekend made me realise I can't have days off because it's so difficult to pick it up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Cos I'm at home I've got shit loads of things to eat.
Like I say I never touch any rubbish I just eat too much. I'm banking on the weight dropping off me when I go back to uni. Only because all I do for food (and I'm serious here) is order 100 tins of tuna and 100 tins of kidney beans from Sainsburys on line. Then when they run out order more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:32, Reply)
That would make me ill
those are two of the most horrible foods. I've found that eating sauce, instead of sauce with stuff helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)
That's a dangerous game to play Amberl.
It'll soon ketchup with you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)
But sauce is more fattening than some of the stuff you'd put it on.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Is sauce really more fattening than chips?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
lard sauce is

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:45, Reply)
But I like sauce
whereas pasta/potatoes/rice I can take or leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Use the low fat ones. But even they have shitloads of sugar in.
And don't even think about eating pasta you loon. I put vinegar on almost everything instead, it makes a salad amazing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Branston Chilli and jalapeno sauce
pretty much goes on most things. Vinegar = ace. Cut down on the crazy water intake though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:48, Reply)
To be honest as long as you don't take in too much sugar and stick to a low amount of calories a day you should be fine.
I aim for 1200 calories a day, most days I reckon it's about 1500. Today I'm on 1100ish I think.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Captain.
Will you be achieving 'watching Doctor Who' this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:26, Reply)
yup! but no spoilers on here
I won't be able to watch it until later on iplayer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Understood.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)
I do this every time before I go out.
I have nothing to wear. It angers me. Both my attitude and my lack of suitable attire options anger me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:48, Reply)
your attitude being that of a woman or a gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Yes.
I find it difficult to believe many other blokes are as gay as me in this scenario.
Although now I'm mostly angry at the fact I have no cigs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Go and buy some then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
I was being flippant
I'm horribly vain (I suspect that is hard to believe for people who have seen me) and what I wear is important.

I can understand the anger at having no cigarettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I think I have a mental block.
I have loads of stuff but as soon as I start getting ready to go out I can't "find" anything. I also have the problem of trying to work out what the people I'm going out with tonight have seen me in before, can't be caught wearing the same thing twice.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)
ok, you do have a problem

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)
How's the AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Barry that is really, really gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Despite not rising until 12:30 I've been spectacularly productive today.
Showered, done two loads of laundry, washed the dishes, been shopping and to collect my wedding coat from the dry cleaners. Dinner's all prepped and ready to cook, and I'm now on my second bottle of Mythos (nice one, Aldi) and waiting for Doctor Who to start while listening to Beat Surrender on the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Come on boy.
Come on girl....

Thanks. That'll be in my head all night now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:50, Reply)
It's a local radio programme
that plays nowt but indie, punk, new wave and ska stuff. Very excellent. Stumbled on it by accident a couple of years ago as I was listening to the footy and left the station on.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Oi Barry you fanny!
Did you like that Cajmere track then?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Sorry didn't see it up there.
It's quite good, the sort of thing I'd like to hear on a night out but wouldn't listen to at home. Is that a general house track then? I know what I like but I have no idea what categories they all fall under.
Like I love this Greg Wilson edit but have no idea what genre it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O_bc-7ydEk
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)
That's disco.
House varies in style and quality hugely. The shit in the charts is shit. David Guetta and Swedish House Mafia are as credible in house circles as Pendulum are in drum n bass. Crosstown Rebels, Hot Creations and Wolf & Lamb are all putting out disco flavoured proper house records at the moment. Lee Foss is a DJ you should check out as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
I'm also going to achieve not-going-out this evening
As my back to dead sore after spending the day walking around the shops.

This annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Fabulous day.
Fun with kid, fun with mother and kid, museum with mother, TAYYABS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)
The kid looks a bit bored in that photo Monty.
Seriously though, glad you've had a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)
You'd be bored if you'd just watched 'Big Cook Little Cook'.
I certainly was.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Is it similar to Big Cock Little Cock?
Only with less Beadle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)
It's so shit, Beadle would actually improve it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:39, Reply)
These two ghastly homos have a cafe in which sod fucking all of note occurs.
^SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I hope Wimpy sue them.
*Bender in a bun lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Aw glad it was such a good day
she's looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Thanks.
It's been wonderful. We went to Leighton House after we dropped her off, it's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Ooh nice
sounds like a packed day
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Are Tayyabs what people in Tennessee call cigarettes?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
That took me a couple of seconds.
Yayus.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Does this child's mother know you're plastering pictures of her all over the internet?
There are nonces out here, you know.

Glad you had a good day, mate. What does tomorrow hold, then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Is that's a 'general' what does tomorrow hold question, or can only Monty answer it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)
If you think I'm interested in your shit life
then go ahead, answer the question.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Fuck off Deacon features.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?
/playground lols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)
You're a Benny who hasn't been tied to a tree properly.
And a ABC. And Skill.

No returns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I'm telling Miss!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
No one likes a grass.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
lots of people like grass, though
world's a topsy turvy place
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
You're right.
Years ago, I drove a Fiesta, yet I've never purchased the publication that shares its name.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I'm SURE you haven't
*smirks*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I think it's just lucky that I've never owned a Ford Escort.
Or flown with 'Club International'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
But do you pour your drinks from Jumbo Jugs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Only when drinking from a furry cup.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
How very unhygienic.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Not if I'm going to a Shaven Rave(rs) after.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Since I originally posted.
I have finally worked out what to wear. Fuck me that was a palava.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Is a palava a designer balaclava?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Curse you dogfucker!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I thought it was a merangne based pudding

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
wait.... you're wearing one of those knitted terrorist headcoverings?
Oh, no. That's a balaclava. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
ha!
Too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
2 HOURS?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I saw my friend this evening.
He intimated that my b3ta friends were mad as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Wibble.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
on what evidence?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Sacked camping off due to motorway, went to long shi

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Sacked camping off due to motorway, went to long shiPs in gloucester
Then camping shops, bought some cool shit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
From Kroney?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Does kroney do a line in stoves and chairs?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I'm not sure about chairs.
But I heard something about stools.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Did pooh really?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Nah, I'm just going through the motions.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Well dOnt be deturd, I think you do a cracking job

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
+by

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Bobby, I've resisted mentioning this for months, but,
There is no h in poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Yes there is, knhob Hoff youh twhat

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
No there isn't.
It's your school teacher conditioning, pretending not to swear, even when you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
No it's just how ive seen it spelt everywhere since forever. Pooh is perfectly acceptable and I would argue the norm.
Whanker
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Or the b3tan instinct for self-censorship that drives folk to write things like "fcuking" and "cnuts" instead of swearing properly.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
there used to be a filter
that this got around. Turned all the swears into fruit. Except wanker, which became Happy Orangutan
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Strawberry off Taff!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Nectarines to the lot of yer.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Go apple yourself!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Raisin

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Currant-ly your best post. Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Years ago, mind.
It was well before my time, and lots of people who signed up more recently do it. Bunch of watermeloning cranberries if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
kroney-pops

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I've not achieved tidying my flat
I have only improved it from being too rank for a fox with no standards, to being turned down by a tramp with scrofula. By the end of Monday I hope to get to condemned by Cumbernauld council, but this may be just a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
weekends aren't for tidying
They're for lying in a pit of your own filth, drinking and taking drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Well, I think I've achieved that.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Well
Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
feels validated
*thinks this is a funny name for a latvian prostitute*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
iSketch?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Can't right now.
But if you set a room up I'll join you when I can
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Well let us know when you're free.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)

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