So Badger's moving out, and I'm quite gutted, she is without a doubt the best person I've lived with since I moved out the family home. However, if you wish to fill her boots, so to speak, then read on. =)
Ladies and Gentleman of the board, I have an offer that can change your life. You see, time has come once again that I have a room for rent. Financial details will be available upon gaz, but there is a chance for you live with Me ! Gonz ! Your friendly neighbourhood web developer from the Beverly Hills of North London. I'm totally going to advertise this all over the show, but I'd rather get a b3tan who I know/semi-know than a stranger off the street who'll rummage through my cherrios taking all the dark coloured ones.

Here's the shcpeal.

- It's in Southgate, North London. About a minute from the tube, I could probably hold my breath or maybe two breaths in the time it takes me to walk to the station. Three at a push.
- Southgate contains:
- • Awesome links into central london, enfiled town and finchley.
- • Massive ASDA, Marks'n'Sparks, Tescos, Subway, The best turkish food available to humanity and lots of other resturants.
- • L.A Fitness, Huge public swimming pool and gym (I think it's olympic sized because it takes me 4 duck-dives to make it across and if I wee in the water in the middle of the pool, it doesn't heat up the edges)
- • An easy bus to Cockfosters, where you can point at a sign going "LOL COCKS", with loads of bespoke shops such as fishmongers and butchers.
- • Loads of pubs and bars. In fact, there is one downstairs, a private members club where you get free access including snooker tables and darts.
- • Easy bus to Enfield town that has a huge cinema and big shopping area and rioting.
- About the room
- • It's a haaaUUUUUge room, I'd say you could fit 4 double beds in there easy.
- • A roof garden (minus plants) that overlooks a police station so you can spy on hot wo/men in uniform. BBQ if the weather is nice.
- About the flat
- • Sky telly, internet, ps3, 360, generally got everything a geek would have.
- • I have friends over for dinner every month or soo where I cook things such as Lobster and Scallops. I cook about 4 times a week and love cooking for people, it's not always edible, but sometimes it's devine.
- • I'm not obsessivly neat'n'tidy, quite the opersite, I'm quite messy, but I'm not dirty or unclean. I am a hell of a lot cleaner now than I was before (for example, all the washing up happens on the day or morning after of eating).
- • Previous superstar flatmates include SuperMatt, Sexface, Neddy, Godzuki and the best one (without a doubt) is TGB.
- • I can make things very financially viable for the right person.
- • 1-3 month trial, if things don't work out, no big deal, you can move on, or I can move on.

So, if you're interested at all, or know someone who is, please do get in contact with me, I'd apprechate it.

One last thing, if you could popular page this, that would be fan-taby-dozy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:33, 26 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can indeed confirm that Gonz's flat is very desirable.
Plug, plug.

How come Badger's moving out then? I'll probably not see the reply immediately as I'm heading out for dinner, but will look in later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Cheers man !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I hope you all understand if I don't say why Badger is moving out, because it's her buisness, but I can say there isn't anything negative there between us =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Also, isn't Labs supposed to be maybe moving to London for work?
Or is that not happening now?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Oh wow, cool, I'll ask him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

my friend likes the sound of gonz after my sales job and will be fb'ing him directly
sorry, gonz's flat. that's what i meant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

*gazing*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Where's she going?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Out of the "panic room".
It put's the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose. ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Pastures new

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Does that have a post code??
Haha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)

If I was moving to London I would totally come and live with you, even though you're a messy bugger.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

And is King of the beard.
And main course.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

He likes cooking for you, the room is awesome and his telly is huge.
Not to mention his general loveliness.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'd love that so much, seriously, that would be awesome.
UPROOT YOUR LIFE FOR ME !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

WANTS!
and to hell with having to commute to t'Leeds on a daily basis
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Well, it all sounds very nice.
What happens when you move to Brighton?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)

That's not going to be 'till the second half of next year =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

You should rent it out to seven different b3tans,
one for each night of the week. I often need a place in London for one night a week and I can't go picking up men in bars anymore just to get a bed for the night, I'm much too tired.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

If you planned things better the night before and got Captain to get up in the night to look after the small person.
You'd have enough energy to go out on the pull for those nights you need a room.

It's all about the planning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Chance'd be a fine thing.
He's in bed now while I'm cleaning the kitchen with a sleeping one year old on my front in a sling.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

You sound like a terrible mother.
How on earth did you let your child dislocate her shoulder so badly that she'd need a sling.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

If we could get midget ones, I could totally set up webcams and make a few quid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

What do you guys think of my new facebook app? I've not finished it yet, there are a few bells and whistles to go on, but here it is in it's current form.
www.facebook.com/pages/Coll3ctive/192842377400550?sk=app_241934545839966
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Soylent Witness

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)