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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have hoummous
it's quite nice if a little bland. I have pepped it up with some tabasco and some worcestershire sauce.

MMMMMMMM.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:39, 132 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
No croissants?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)
with hoummous?
Not sure that would work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I still can't find my office 2007 product key dagnabbit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I have a hangover.
I pepper it up by drinking gin last night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)
FOOOOOOOOOOOODD
AWESOMES!!!!!!!!!!


I'll have some food in a bit, washed down with something to drink as well knowing me. Once I have digested it I'll lay my slurry somewhere, in a toilet no doubt, but at an unknown location as I don't shit to a regular pattern. It'll be in London somewhere. I might see Darth as he's in London too, how exciting would that be. I'll keep you updated though.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)
cool story bro

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I reserve my best one's for b3ta
In some ways this makes me a respected published author, giving me the confidence to let my creativity flow. I'm hoping that one day, maybe just one day I'll be published in the esteemed 'Brooklyner'. How MEGA would that be.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I shit to a regular pattern.
Regular as clockwork in fact.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)
My shitting pattern PLAYS BY IT@S OWN RULEZZZ
I got a load of fabric CD's for a quid a throw in Oxfam today, what's B3ta done for Charidee today eh, EH
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)
nice work.
which ones?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Umm dunno I threw them into the house before going back to work, about ten fabric and fabriclive one's numbered in the 40's (so recent I guess)
lol the last one I got was the Howie B one (Signed I might add) when it first came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)
the ones in the 40s are a couple of years old.
LIKE YOUR GROOMING & CATEGORY 5 NONCEOVISION VICTIMS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I'm back from work
4 hours in which 3 out of 5 of the people who were meant to turn up to sign a form turned up.

Lunch now, then more doing the ugly jigsaw
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Is doing the ugly jigsaw a euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)
nope
it would be more exciting if it was. I just have a jigsaw which is so hideous is hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Shame.
Tell me more about the puzzle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)
two scawny kittens (one of them with a squinty eye)
on table with a doilie table cloth and some balls of wool against a wall covered in nasty tapestries.

Will post a picture when done. Seriously, it's ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I hope you found it in a charity shop and didn't part with your hard earned.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)
poundstretcher
I'm thinking i might make a blog of terrible jigsaws, but I suspect only I will find it funny.

The others in the range on offer included a puppy and a kitten in a basket, an out of focus shot of a pub on a harbour and a terribly composed and underexposed one of a horse and cart on a bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)
You should bring a jigsaw to the great bash Boyce.
I'm sure people will have fun working on it whilst Monty plays records that no one else will have heard of or are likely to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:56, Reply)
hehe
don't think I'm coming to that. It's lots of pennies for one weekend and at a point where I will probably have lots of work to do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)
You're not going to make it to the pier either are you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)
can't - I'll be at work in teh day

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Never mind Captain.
I can't imagine you'll miss anything exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)
you sound like you've lost enthusiasm for it all

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)
When have I ever shown any enthusiasm for anything?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)
you were originally pretty excited about the pier

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)
No. Trust me, I wasn't.
I'll still go though. And I'll make sure everyone ends the day as miserable as me!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I'm sure it'll be a great day for all

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)
You have been to Weston before, yes...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)
um...I think I went when I was a kid
then it was holidays so I'd only have noticed being on a beach and eating chips
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I just bought my daughter her first proper electric guitar


It actually plays quite well. In other news, I've got the shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)
That's pretty cool
you going to teach her some chords?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I'm certainly going to try.
I also need to teach her how to hold a pen properly. She's left-handed like me so it's all about how not to drag your hand through what you've just written.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)
But you got her a right handed guitar

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
easier to learn it that way with your strong hand on the strings
That's how Mark Knopfler plays.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Me too.
As a teenager obsessed with Jimi Hendrix and being left-handed, I was fucking gutted to discover that I naturally played right handed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
my cousin's left handed and used to
play a normal guitar upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
that always impressed me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Monty! Hey! Hey Monty! Yeah! Yeah you! Monty! Hey!
Ask your good lady to check her e-mails would you?

Ta.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I will but the poor sod's just gone to work.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)
My mate's left handed.
Watching him write is very weird, he practically has the A4 piece of paper in landscape position and writes vertically from top to bottom.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
It's a pain in the arse but I'm proud to be left-handed nevertheless.
My surname is a term for left-handedness in the Borders and our clan has 3 in 10 left-handers, as opposed to the normal 1 in 10. Our castle had the spiral staircases going the opposite way from normal for this reason. I'm the only proper one in my family - I'm really pleased that my daughter is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I choose to read 'proper one in my family'
As 'proper Benny in my family'

Therefore, you've called your daughter a Benny.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I choose to read every single thing you post, ever, as
'I am an African Bum Cleaner'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
And you'd be right.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Speaking of surnames and their meanings.
Me and my mates were absolutely delighted to find out that Kennedy, the surname of our mate who's the butt of all our jokes, means 'ugly head'. So if you know anyone with the surname Kennedy, this piece of information should come in handy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)
No Kennedy had a more ugly head than that spastic JFK after someone shot him in the face.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is true.
I just googled Kennedy meaning, I love the description on one site. "Definition: Ugly head; one who had an ugly head", as if ugly head on it's own wasn't adequate enough.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I have known that for years
much to the dismay of a girl I have known for a long time who has recently rejoined my extended group of friends whose name is Catherine Uglyhead
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Your surname is Monghand?
I shouldn't, I'm left-handed like the rest of off-topic. Only freaks and spastics are right-handed OT regulars.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I put together a plate of nachos with gwackamoli, sour cream'n'chives and salsa.
I'm looking at a flat later on today, and I think I've just found an ace one in new barnet that I might possibly be interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I just ate a black pudding scotch egg from the farmers' market.
De-fucking-licious.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Mm houmous
I have chicken noodle soup and the sinking realisation that I said I'd meet someone at 2, then forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)
You've got chicken noodle soup. They'll understand.
I'm putting off going shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Shopping for what?
And chicken-noodle soup is pretty dire. Stuck a lot of pepper and chilli in
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I need to buy quite a few things.
But I can't be arsed. I need to buy a new suit carrier as mine is all tatty, but they are quite expensive for what they are. And I might get some shoes. But I know that if I go shopping in the wrong frame of mind, I'll end up coming back with another pair of trainers I don't need.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Buy the suit carrier online
bound to be cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I might do, but I want to examine it before I buy it.
The one I've got at the moment is a perfect size, aside from the fact it is falling to bits. I'm looking for a bag that'll allow me to carry a couple of suits, a couple of shirts and a pair of shoes, along with a little bit of space for toiletries.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I got bored looking at suit carrier online.
I'm now trying to resist the temptation to buy a pair of Reebok workout trainers.

size.co.uk/footwear/search/size+exclusive#back
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Naah get these
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003BEEQM0/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I'd imagine they'd be really comfortable.
Even if they did make you look like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I've got a pair I wear to the gym
They're really good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I was going to go into town, I need jeans.
Think I may have left it a bit late.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
The shops are open tomorrow.
Go then.

I'm feeling too hungover to go out this evening, so I'll likely go shopping tomorrow. I might run a bath now. A nice soak might be just the ticket. I want some sweets. Sweets would help.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I don't like going into town on Sundays it's depressing.
I might go in an hour, most places round central don't close til about eight anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I've got steak.
Therefore I WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Woo!
Scotland 1-0 up at halftime against the Czechs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Get fucking in!
And I'm missing it....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Why aren't you watching it? I'll bet it's because you've gone to the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
online for free
www.vipbox.tv/watch/4104/1/scotland-v-czech-republic.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)
But I'm watching Robin and teh seven Hoods on BBC2!
You can't beat a bit of Rat Pack musical fun.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Bristol Rovers are two nil down at half time as well!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is good news.
I am now watching the football - thanks for the link, LiC.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
happy to share

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I used to struggle thinking of anything more pointless than watching England games.
But, alas, I struggle no more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Are you going shopping Baz?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I might do.
Or I might just buy this instead: labelleechoppe.fr/boutique/lang-en/17-mariniere.html
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
You are Audrey Hepburn AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)
If you get that top
Make sure you get the hat as well.


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Hello Sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I could kit out a navy with the amount of breton stripe tops I have.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I mock, but I'm actually wearing a navy and white striped top today.
Then again, I'm a girl, so it doesn't make me look like a big fat gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I look dandy in mine.
I think I will buy it, I need to buy something and if it's not that it'll be the Oliberté Narivo's which cost £120. They're absolutely amazing though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Why not bid on that yellow radioactive jap coat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I'm wearing a t-shirt
that says, "Stop Midget on Midget Crime" with silhouettes of two midgets facing off with a gun and a knife.

I think it's a Versace.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I hope not for your sake.
Versace was so last year, darling.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I'm actually mostly a Jon Rocha man
given that he's old, fat and has long hair, I feel like he gets me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I had you down as more of a John McCririck man.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)
That is a bitter, bitter blow for Scotland.
But not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)
bugger

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)
And the Jocks are happy again.
I wonder if they'll celebrate with a drink....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Oh, that's a good idea....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Get on the Bucky.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)
They might as well be disappointed now.
They're never going to do fuck all in the world of football except fail. So why not get the failing out the way as soon as possible. Note I also include England in this.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)
and we're back in the game!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I did yell
and my only connection is Jimmy Morrison playing for West Brom.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)
ooh the diving czech wanker

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)
You fuckin tell im

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Pen!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Hahahahaa.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)
My reaction was much the same.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)
That was the funniest last five minutes of football I've ever seen.
So glad I turned it on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)
hahahaha
I thought the ref had a good game!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)
It was Scotland in microcosm

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I think my brother's more pissed off than any Scottish person is to be fair.
He just showed me his daft seven team accumulator, Walsall let him down losing 1-0 at home to Brentford. Would have won three hundred quid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I challenge any one of you to find a more hilariously ugly jigsaw puzzle than this
Up2.it/ali/ugly+puzzle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)
But it's kittums
and big woolly dildos
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I'm not sure quite how someone fucked up
on taking a picture of pretty kittums, but surely they have. Look at the eye of the dude on the left. Pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I can't do you a jigsaw puzzle.
But I can show you the most hilariously horrific porno idea: tinyurl.com/4xbtcrw (nothing rude, just the front cover of the DVD)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)
is that real?!
People are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Yeah defo real.
It's got an IMDB page and the like.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Ask Monty if it's any good. He's really into 'film'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)
That looks like 500 pieces of shite Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)
surely it is
I totally lolled the whole time I was doing it. It made me appreciate its 'charm'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)
would you like me to find you another puzzle to do?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)
only if you can find one more hilariously ugly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This looks shite.
www.alljigsawpuzzles.co.uk/jigsaws/2-Cats-and-Dogs-jigsaw-puzzles/5658-Among-the-Peonies/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:08, Reply)
fair play
the thing this one was missing was bad photoshopping
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)
You should have come to see me
I've got loads and loads of jigsaws I haven't done yet. Including, not two feet away from me, the world's smallest 1000 piece jigsaw, featuring a picture of Neuschwanstein Castle.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:06, Reply)
how small is it?
the pieces must be a planck length across (if it's like I imagine).
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)
It measures 420mm x 290mm
That's about a sheet of A3, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)
yeah I think so
that's not that small. What a disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)
You should expect nothing less from b3th.
She spends most of her time on OT telling lies to people.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Shut it Rastas.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Is you doubtin' me is a black dude wit dreads, mon!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)
sho' nuff.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:28, Reply)
*sucks teeth*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)
'Carry On Loving' is about to start on BBC2
All of you who use 'online dating services' should watch it. As you'll get to see what Match.com could have been.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)
AWWWWWW
No more talk of food. I need to stop eating loads and get skinny.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

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