No, you've got it wrong
It's "If it was indeed a real car"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Al, Needoo's is now better than Tayyabs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Hot Damn
I know where I'm gonna get my hot poos from now on then.

What was the deciding factor?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

They put the price of dried meat up by 10p.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I cannot believe that they serve food called poos
that is actually food and not actually poos.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

It's the very height of perversion from your point of view I should think.
"Waiter! What is this sham poo I see before me?!"
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I really don't know where to turn with it.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

no wonder you spend so long in the shower

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

You fancied changing your name, but couldn't think of anything to change it to
so rather than wait until you could, you just changed it to "fancied a change?"

Oh dear :(
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

She also took down the "sultry" photos from her profile.
Is it me, or do you think she's building up to a second flounce?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

The photos have been gone for a while, I think.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

let's instead ask ourselves
why you are looking at my profile.

why al, why?

edit - haha another unfortunate post-timing incident here for kroney!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I think you should be asking yourself
Why he hasn't looked at your profile for ages, cos I'm pretty sure I've never seen any photos and I'm sure I checked your profile a while back.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

i'd kind of prefer it if he didn't go near it
he's probably sticking online voodoo pins into it or something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

if you could see what i have had to do this week
you would realise why my poor brain is wrung out of all creativity and thought. and i still have 5,000 words left to write on how ibsen, bennett and lavery develop character, theme and plot... doom.

i am going for mullet surgery shortly though. the insanely hot frenchman who does it wants to colour it very dark and cut it quite short. i will probably do whatever he tells me to, with his liquid accent. and then spend the whole of tonight sobbing on the boy's shoulder that i look like a lesbian (not that he would mind if i did, hmmm)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

You mean like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1RQRXGH9U
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

hahahaha!
he'd better not do that to me, however hot and french he is...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Change your name to "a frenchman made me a lesbian"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

"and I never had the good grace to thank him"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

The food was better, and cheaper, and service friendlier.
They've upped their game on the chops, and the way they serve the fish in foil parcels makes it much moister and more nommy.

Wednesday's meal was the best I've had in either Needoo's or Tayyabs in a long time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Oooo, I like the sound of the fish.
I think the location of the internet hardnuts lunch has been decided then.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong, old chap.
let's be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I've been saying this for some time
but you kept resisting.

This mornings DIY advice aside obviously.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

You've been getting you capacious knickers in a twist about me being wrong a lot.
I'm usually right. Just sometimes wrong. I've never denied this, online or otherwise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

factually right is one thing
morally, spiritually, sexually Wrong - you can't deny that, surely

/swipe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Oh, morally I'm wronger than Goatworrier.
I'm not sure how you can be "spiritually" wrong, unless you claim to be "spiritual" in which case you're not just wrong, you're a fucking tool.

Sexually? that's for me to know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

if you are morally wrong
you are definitely sexually a total wrong-un.

anyway, we all know it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

if you can't separate moral and sexual judgement
I'm nervous.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

you can have morals without sex
can you have sex without morals?

of course YOU can. you're a man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I like morals with steak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I like mine with lions

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

You're doing it again!
Stop getting all serious!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

pssst.
I'm not, mate. I just needed a way of using the phrase "capacious knickers" without offending a ladytype.

Come on, it's quite a good phrase.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It is actually
It's quite onomatopoeic.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)