I think she is fit, am I alone in this?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:53, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No, you are not.
But then again, I like The Beautiful South, so don't let this make you feel any better about yourself.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You really, really need to kill yourself right now
don't even take any time to think it over
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I like the Beautiful South, too
but don't tell Monty, he'll judge me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I'll fucking judge you, you musical nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

SEND HIM DOWN
*bangs gavel*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Only auctioneers use gavels.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Alright QI, that's enough.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Yep, that's where I learned it from.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

pervert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Not to my eyes she's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Only look at her using your penis, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

beauty is in the japs eye of the beholder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Her chin gives me acorn-cock.
Just seeing it is the equivalent to eating a tablespoonful of speed and then jumping in an icy river.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I believe she is your number one fan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

My girlfriend wants to look like her,
I quite like the way she looks already but I wish she has less facial hair.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

She's got
That downy fuzz thing going on.

I'd marmalade my cock up her bum though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

That's no way to talk about my missus.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I meant no disrespect

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

She's not really
nor is that other one who was in Bridget Jones Diary
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Ugh God no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

she is (or was, anyway)
boning bradley cooper. BRADLEY COOPER. the world's hottest guy. this makes me feel that his standards are, if not exactly achievable, well- it's more encouraging than if he were boning megan fox or mila kunis anyway!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

My name's not Bradley Cooper.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

silly monty
i meant, the world's hottest guy who is in my league, not 5 leagues above me. i know where i stand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Ah, gotcha.
Carry on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Mila Kunis is at best a 3 or 4-pinter.
Even then, I doubt I could muster much enthusiasm. Megan Fox, not so bad, but I'm not seriously sure I could shag someone with "we will all laugh at guilded butterflies" tattoo'd on her back and keep a straight face. I mean, I'm sure she thinks it's really deep.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I will laugh at your stupid tattoo, you vapid turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

To clarify, I am not addressing that to you, Mighters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

right you are.
I thought vapid was a bit harsh. You can go with the rest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

me, or Megan Fox?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

What guild are they in?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I think she's trying to be self-deprecating.
when in fact what she's being is a silly vacuous cunt.

/I'm sorry, I don't know any guilds, so I couldn't really run with your joke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Renee Zellweger is hot.
FACT.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)