We got hot and cold running water and inside toilets.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh, and our local dwarf got murdered.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Link?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

www.morpethherald.co.uk/community/little_elvis_death_man_arrested_1_3713576

What the article fails to mention is that he was called Little Elvis because he was, in fact, a midget. It also fails to state that he was, despite his diminutive stature, a colossal cunt. The landlord in one of my locals told me on Friday that it was his brother who did him in.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

HAHA
When I read his name I had to double take as it is very similar to one shared by a mutual friend of ours.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I thought that too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

3.30 on a Tuesday afternoon?
Did he have a day off work? The same as the bloke that stabbed him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

He didn't work.
He was what some people refer to as a 'professional gambler'. Or, as others might have it, a workshy, layabout cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Salutary lesson right there, kiddiewinks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

He wasn't big, and he wasn't clever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

But with some coiled metal he could rock a woman's world
it was his Four Sprung Dwarf Technique....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Dopey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

He also featured in this story:
www.b3ta.com/questions/banks/post484461/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Lies on the internet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Oh it's funny now, is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'm in a better mood today and thought I'd get in there first!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)