Spot the odd one out from this offer
"Getaways: Amsterdam, Harrogate, Ireland, Tenerife, Bali and more"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:38, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

WHAT ABOUT MK??????

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Don't you forget about MK

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Forefront of my mind, old bean.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

and the motherfuckers act like they forgot about MK.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Amsterdam isn't on an island.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I had to explain to someone a while back that islands weren't floating.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

One of my ex employees maintained that saveloys are made from fish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

That's fucking priceless!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

genuinely?
did they have some basis for this? I mean, other than presumably assuming that the taxinomical structure of fish was based upon location in a chippy's hot cabinet?

"yeah, so your basic fish species, y'see, you've got cod, haddock, rock, then yer scampis and fishcakes, although I fink fishcakes might be crustyalsatians or summat, then yer saveloys. But I've heard saveloys have been really overfished, right?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

This makes me want fish and chips.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Me too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Everyone knows that pies are fish
And onion rings.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

pies might well be molluscs, as it goes.
shells and that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

A gullible colleague allowed himself to be convinced that pepperoni was made out of peppers.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

"getaways"
it's neither a holiday destination, nor a proper word.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Hark at old 'Dictionary Corner' over here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I'll have a P please, Monty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Oh, it's propabaly in the dictionary
but so's a lot of shite that isn't real words these days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

shite

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Yes, yes you are.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I don't think "propabaly" is in there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I use lots of words that are not proper words
sometimes intentionally, sometimes not so.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Then don't act so high and mighty about getaways

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

You asked for an odd one out
I gave it to you.

I see no moral judgements in this.

Is saying that "getaway" is not a proper word being high and mighty? I clearly do not disdain it for so being, as has been pointed out I use improper words myself.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Calm down

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Are you trying to cause a flounce Chompy?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

That doesn't sound like me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Hmmmmmm.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I don't flounce.
Or not yet anyway, but give it your best shot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I'm not a flounce maker, can't see the point of it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

No, me neither.
Anyone who could be made to flounce by stuff said on here generally has enough residual humanity to make them worth having around.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Quite calm thank you.
Just providing a detailed response. It's fulsomeness may be related to my current level of work-based boredom.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Ireland.
All the other places aren't shit and full of diddly dee cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Mackedonia. Hahaha aha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

some quite large parts of the others are, in fact, demonstrably shit, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

They're all shit and full of cunts -
just not diddly-dee cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

What else?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Overpriced Guinness

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

yeah, but it tastes better in Oirland.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Because of the magic water.
Fuck off. It's the fucking same.

Like wine is better on holiday etc.

God people are retarded. In Ireland, more so than elsewhere.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I think it's meant to be because it doesn't travel well.
So it's nicer in Ireland because it's piped directly from the brewery into the pubs.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I think they prefer to be called "catholics"
"god people" is a bit vague and derogatory.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I agree. Everything tastes better in the country of origin.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Not any more, it is only brewed by bogtrotters now.
So the stuff you get over there, is the same as the stuff over here.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)