a couple of losers in america give out my email address instead of their own
hence the fact that i get lots of emails about black 50+ singles in the new york area, and messages from 50+ black men in the new york area who want to date me. the poor real rachel swipe must wonder why she is getting no responses...

..... and i got 137 emails on fri from the other dickhead and all her friends who have been to VEGAS yay VEGAS on a HEN DO and it was SO EXCITING and if they don't take me off the loop i am going to fly over there myself and garrotte the lot of them.

anyway, maybe as a consequence of this, i get millions of spam emails offering me granny porn, to browse topless pics of 50+, and viagara.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:08, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

the phrases 'spam' and 'granny porn' should not sit next to each other

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Because it's not Spam when you've signed up for it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

because it makes me think of granny spam purses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)

*makes spam and cheese toastie*
*peels apart*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Yeah, some idiot in the US uses my email address as well.
I get very specific medical details and home addresses of people in her prayer circle.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Fun times.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I might wait for them to go into hospital then go round and burgle 'em.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Most of the email I get is spam.
An alarming amount of it is for breast enlargements. Coincidentally, the missus gets emails about penis enlargements.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Well we know for sure that one of them is not needed.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Sadly it's not the one Davros was hoping it would be.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

She just made an enquiry
She's not committed him to anything yet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I know.
I mean, I'd like for them to be a bit bigger but she's perfectly happy with them as they are, and who am I to ask her to go under the knife purely for my own gratification?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

This is why I've given up checking all the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)