Every man Jack of you - and every woman Jill of you for that matter, is a cunt.
This is only the start of your problems, though.

You are also helmets, spastics, flids, benders and cock-ends. And LARPers, WoWers and more irritating than the pubic lice I caught off your mum.

I would like you to not only fuck off, but also to die. Ideally in screaming agony. Immediately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:35, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is this the sort of thing you were after?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Not bad
6/10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Hi Darth!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

*flaps hand*
HIYAAAAAA!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

hahahhaa
MARTIN 32 telecomms anal engineer from Norwich
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

WRONG WRONG WRONG
I'm 33
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

What did you like best in Needoo's?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Bitch went to Needoos and didn't invite us?
Motherfucker!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I KNOW!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah, sorry about that
The whole time we were down there we only saw five of our many, many London based friends, four of whom we've known for YEARS - the other got us 3rd row tickets to Wicked for a pittance so it would've been remiss not to say thank you by buying her a drink afterwards. Internet randoms were not on the agenda. Next time. Maybe.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Don't flatter yourself bitch
I ain't interested no more.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Oh you got no bizness!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Bastard.
And after everything I've done for you....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Dry Meat
I owe you and Amberl many thanks for recommending it. Frankly, everything we had was fantastic, the baby pumpkin was remarkable considering I don't generally like squashes. We went with 2 friends who live in London and they were unstinting in their praise for the place. The staff were fantastic and even got chatting to me about my piercings.

But you could have told me in advance that they don't sell beer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oops. Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

No worries, it gave Ms Foxtrot a good laugh
Apparently the way my face fell when I tried and failed to order beer was hilarious. I certainly owe you a drink for the recommendation.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Did you not just pop round the shop?
When I went with Stunned poster we had to go back from more. Twice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

That'll teach you to be such an antisocial cunt then won't it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Yeah!
Me and Al had beer. We could have brought you a couple, if you'd have invited us.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Instead we were forced to sit on our own drinking our beer
and killing strangers because we're such incredible hardnuts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Sometimes I think if we become any tougher
Australia will melt, or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Spit on it then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Motherfucker please
Scoring comments is so three months ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Fuck off then
and read the last line again

EDIT:
Arse - ninja
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

YOU'RE an arse-Ninja.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I am only the student, oh ass master

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Bollocks are you.
You're a 10th-dan bot-nip and we all know it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I've only acheived 3 Dans
Two Steves and a Fred
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

You are DF AICMFP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Hi Darth!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Good to see you've cheered up since this morning you geriatric old coot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Have I bollocks, you witless turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

The barren and unloved little walnuts you call 'balls' hardly count

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Stop thinking about my testicles, you fucking weirdo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

you brought them up in the first place
I don't need to see anything that's been gargled by Darth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Fine, I'll swallow next time
Men. So fucking picky.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Not in my experience.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)