Ooof!
Any reason why not?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm guessing "they're all cunts".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Exactly.
Won't say more as others here have been bored before about me going on about it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

This is the well known b3tan wedding affliction known as 'Craigism'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Whuh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Edmund.
When he married his missus, whilst still being married to his other missus, none of his family came. And his best man died suddenly so couldn't make it either.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Ahh
Helicopter crash? Wolves?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Google Craig Colclough.
I can't remember the specifics.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

i wish he and bert and roger would all come back
for one last fiery meltdown.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I think it would break the internet permanently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

That's the trouble, whenever they do, some prick runs off to the mods crying WAH WAH WAH, and it's normally before I get to see any fun.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

^ This
OMG someone who's actually interesting is posting, FUCK TO THE MODS we'll never discuss my lunch plans at this rate
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

do people actually gaz the mods about something as insignificant as a Return of the Bert?
although admittedly his latest reincarnation as the Pun Fairy is not the best at all times. "blue pizza". "hartbean". "dogtanian and the three must-get-beers".

that was just fucking spam! AND the 3 i just made up were miles better than any that bert came up with...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I wouldn't even know how to gaz a mod
Other than clicking on Rob up top^
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I reckon so, the mods are generally quite negligent unless someone points osmething out.
There was a prick on /talk who was there for weeks going around deleting threads and actually making the place unuseable.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Fuck yeah, why is beyond me. It's a misguided knighting instinct that takes over the weaker minded forum poster
How many sexes have ever been achieved from running to the mods on behalf of a damsel in distress. Fucking none, yet it still goes on.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Some of that made sense...
Don't think I didn't see that ninja edit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Soz, on the phone and posting

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Well, don't do it again.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

RIP Nakedape he was my favourite poster eva

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Oversensitive little darling throwing my toys out of their prams.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Craig_Colclough
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Just read it
menkle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Edmund had nobody whatsoever at his wedding, friends or family they had all died or somesuch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

including his wife

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

My 'best man' has suddenly, ummm 'died' soz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

is that because you operated on him?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

On the other hand..

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I am amazed that I found one woman to marry me - there's no way I would find another that foolish.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

After 3 years I think the same!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

so do we

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

zing!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I married you?
I was not aware of this. Titgaz immediately wench!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

you think my tits
would fit on my silly little phone screen?

you'll have to wait til i get an ipad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

nips then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

you think my burgernips would... etc.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

It's my birthday at the end of next month, you should totally buy me one of those new ipads pre-loaded with naked photos of yourself.
I think it'll be fair to say that would be the best birthday present I'll ever get. Wait, second best, first best would be if you let me take the photos on the ipad myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

You've gone from cute and funny and verging on creepy here Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Really? Oh, I just wanted the free ipad, I dont' really mind if the warrenty is invalidated due to obscene content being on it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Wait a minute....
you can buy iPads pre-loaded with titpics of Swipey?

Steve Jobs has maybe jumped the shark there.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

He's retired, it's all about Tim Cook now, he's the new Steve Jobs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)