Probably people who think that they are some how less of a geek than the rest of us on here
Simply by virtue of being cunty on a regular basis, to my mind this makes them just as geeky with an extra helping of not being very nice.

Lunch: Povo Quorn curry, technically payday was yesterday but I'm being good and not starting spending it till tomorrow. there is a logic to that that only makes sense to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This makes no sense
for example, I do not like: star wars, computer building/fixing etc/ sci-fi, fantasy novels (shudder), discworld etc etc these are all signs of the geek and I am not in anyway interested
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You frequently post to an internet chat room
GEEK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

True to some extent...my point was there are LARPers on here for gods sake!
Although I did watch an interesting program about the elements last night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

One, actual LARPer
Well, technically 2 I went 3 times and got bored, but it was a long time ago and best forgotten /B69.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Cavy and labs LARP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Labs does too?
I did not realise, well he's hardly on any more.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Well he did at least one time
because he ran into a small BBQ and cut his leg open and cried like a girl.

He was in a negative space that day I tell you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

This is all english, but I'm not sure what it means.
Oh well, anyway, you win, LARPers plural.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

You are not, however, unremittingly cunty and superior.
Also it may shock you too learn that not every one on here likes all those things either. I'll grant you most people probably like some of them. I myself am indifferent to all but one of those, although Ill admit to having participated in most.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

hmmmm, must try harder
you beardy faced trollop fucker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Statements of fact are hardly insulting.
You'll be calling me a lefty bike rider next

Edit: although I should probably take exception to the word trollop, but then it's your funeral.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

dammit!
I bet you eat organic mung bean sandwiches for lunch wrapped in an old copy of the Daily Worker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Not really.
I'm a vegetarian if that helps, although not a very good one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I am categorically less of a geek than a lot of people on here by simple virtue of being useless with computers
Nonetheless I am still an arch geek, and probably one of the nicest people most of you will ever virtually meet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

That's debatable ; )

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Considering this website is basically to take the piss out of everyone/everything
There are some very pleasant people on here!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

and Monty

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'm going to whisper this so as not to upset him
He is actually very nice in real life - shhhh!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

they say that about everyone.
Well except Chompy. Apparently Al's really lovely. I can never understand this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Al can be really funny on here, but he does have a habit of taking things to a too personal level

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

He is very different in real life.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

So people keep saying.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I gather he used to be more fun
I suspect it's marriage.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Or vans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I'm very much looking forward to meeting people next week.
I hope nobody is mean and makes me cry...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Oooh oooh are you coming to London?

(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

No, sorry.
Just the PIER EXTRAVAGANZA!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Aww lame.
COME TO LONDON.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Nope, we're going to The Pier

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Fool.
You will regret saying that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I will protect you with my cloak of awesomness.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Excellent
I shall buy you a stick of rock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Buy one for CQ instead. He's the one with the sweet tooth.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I especially like Edinburgh Rock
Just saying...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Well if you come to Edinburgh at new year then you can get some.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Yes, and some rock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I was going to do that joke but thought better of it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Good job you dont work in the IT field then, really
oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Yes it is
I really don't work in IT, I'm in telecoms, and my job really doesn't involve more than a passing knowledge of how even telecoms works.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'm glad telecommunications doesn't involve computers then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I know this doesn't make a lot of sense really
My job is effectively reporting and troubleshooting. I only need to be able to use Outlook, Excel and Visio to do it - I think this maintains my "useless with computers" status.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Visio is hard to use
You gain one internet geek point for this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Fuck yeah!
That brings me to a new grand total of one!

It's hard to use WELL. Swim lanes and that aren't so difficult, that's all I can manage thus far.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I dont even know what swim lanes are!
I use it for nice pictures of networks and computers (occasionally)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Basically flow charts in landscape instead of portrait
completed correctly?

-YES- Order is processed

-OF COURSE NOT, THE MONGS- Email is sent with nice, clear bullet points explaining why they're mongs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I see
*understands*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Fifty quid says that's the most boring thing you learn today

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

You underestimate my job
Today I have learned the names of the three Java caches created (Eden, Survivor and OldGen)

I challenge anyone to out-tedious that nugget
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Jesus
I'm glad I had my fingers crossed when I made that bet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

more than a passing of how even telecoms works.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)