I miss DiT and his missus.
I hear they died in a freak accident at a Christian amusement park.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The words "Christian" and "amusement" rarely fall together in the same sentence

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Well, my first name is Christian.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

So that's your point proved, I suppose.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Wow! I've known you IRL all this time and I didn't know that
It's a new DiT fact every day on here.

How's things sir?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Every day?
What have people been saying. It's all lies. Especially the one about the oven ready chicken.

Very well thank you, this time tomorrow I'll be on a sleazyjet plane to sunny Portugal. And then back to service my bike and get ready for a winter on the trails!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Excellent work sir
I gather it's all happening there what with a new abode and all. Would be ace to catch up for some more biking before everything turns into hub deep gloopy mush.

Actually, if it does we could just cut the bike ride short and head to the pub earlier. Win-win.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

YOU AND DiT EARLIER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm15CLXM4eM
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

House is coming on fine, thank you!
And mud, then pub, sounds brilliant.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

When do you move?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Your surname's not 'O'Connell' is it?
IT FACKIN' BETTER NOT BE, OLD SON.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

'Christian name' lolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

The funniest joke I've ever heard:
"OI, CHRISTIAN! Are you a Christian?"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

My second name is Christian.
My third is James.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT???
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

My second name is James
Witchcraft.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Your second name is not 'James Witchcraft' you fucking CHINNER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Nonono
my THIRD name is Witchcraft
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

SHIT OFF, RIGHT
Because one of my middle names is James.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Oh man.
It's like The Twilight Zone only not quite as utterly shit!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

My dad's third name is James.
how spooky
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

My second name is james, my third is Thomas.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

WHAAAATTTTTT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I DONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Your weekend name is Hilda

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

My second name is James

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Well, hello! You fabulous young thing you!
We did die but we were resurrected to show you all the light and glory of our LAWD Jesus Christ.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:10, Reply)

*praises*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

How are you, Scouse?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

All the better for seeing you.
I was going to go to Primark but I might stay here now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Primarni, Eh?
No, stay here. At least for 13 mins til I go to the post office. Rock 'n roll.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Deal

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Sweet, geezer, well sorted. Apples and pears, etc.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Ooh, there's class!
There's a rumour we're finally getting a Primark here in Weston. We're all very excited.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Class indeed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Just wait
Once we get ourselves a Primani, I'll be well trendy and cool. People might even believe I'm under 50.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Primark's full of nana blouses

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Seems pretty implausible
I can't see many people being taken in with a story like that
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

What?
So it's not true???
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

If this was QOTW proper he'd have had clicks, tears and congratulatory wanks from everyone by now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

TO QOTW!
"Messiahs - have you ever been resurrected by the Almighty? Perhaps you had a little time in heaven doing sex on Page 3 Girls before coming down to Earth 'pon a beam of righteous light? Tell us your stories of coming back from the dead."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

So moving
*clicks*
*wipes a tear*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I can turn water in to wine, you know.
And all the other Jesus tricks.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Can you turn water into FUNK!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

It's spelt, 'Spunk'.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)