Did you hear about the chinese prison escape that got foiled when the escapee brothers went the wrong way?
Yup, you've got it, "Two wongs don't make a right".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

OH WAIT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
Did you hear about the two chinese brother painters who were commisioned to paint a wall white, but painted it black instead?

Yup, you've got it, "Two wongs don't make a white".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*stabs self repeatedly in eye with letter opener*

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Did you hear about the two Japanese sewage workers
who worked in the same sewage plant for 40 years but never ever met each other?

They were nips that passed in the shite.

/coat
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Oh dear, that really is poor
I'm having trouble keeping a straight face.

*pulls corners of eyes apart*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I've got to the bit on the application
where I have to big myself up by spouting corporate bullshit speak about how I meet the company's vision objectives and key values.

I fucking hate that bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Just write that joke in there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Best not, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Saving it for the interview?
Probably for the best - you can do a comedy accent to go with it, along with the aforementioned pulling corners of eyes up.
Who did you say the job was with? Nissan was it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

No.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)