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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The majority of people who are shit, are shit because they are either:Northern.
Uneducated.
Romany.
Inbred.
Liberal Democrats.
Window lickers.
Daily Mail readers.
Sun readers.
Obsessed with celebrities.
Or any combination of the above.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:11,
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I am none of these things, and therefore awesome.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:27,
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So you're 88.8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888% as cool as me then?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:42,
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I lack the tachebut I eat meat, so I win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:43,
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This is where you're doing it wrong.I'm meeting Darth in a random pub in Camden on Sunday. I suspect I may be walking like John Wayne on Monday.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:46,
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I'm well jellus.Meeting darth not the John Wayne bit. I've done that and it's not fun.
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girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:47,
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Probably just a quick drink, but it'll be nice to put a face to the legend.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:48,
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*sings*YOU AND ME, BOTH OF US TOGETHER!!!!!!!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:53,
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Saddly my man-kissing days are over.But I'll air-kiss him for you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:49,
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You could also ruffle his silly gay haircut for me(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:50,
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I'll give it a goI fear he may hurt me though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:51,
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I hear he gives a nasty Chinese burn when he's riled.(
girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:53,
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I was more worried he'd stamp his little feet and scratch my eyes out.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:53,
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Sadly my man kissing days are over too.Friends don't count.
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girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:51,
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One of the main signs of autism and many kinds of mental retardation is endless repetition
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:58,
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I swear to god, homosexuality makes more sense.Generally men get on better with men, and women with women, if it wasn't for that pesky sexual preference thing.....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56,
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I don't.I have very few female friends. Women are weird and crazy. Well, normal ones are, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:57,
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Oddly, I am the exception, in that I get on with women more easily than menWell, until I get into a relationship with them, anyways.
I suspect it's all the male posturing that stops me getting on with men easily, which I why I suspect Darth and I will get one well.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:00,
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Darth has excellent postureIt comes from being so light on his feet.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:01,
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Unless you try to out-fabulous himor criticise any of the beautiful ladies on SCD.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:02,
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I think it's well established that I'm far to scruffy for the formerand I don't watch the latter.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:09,
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You'll just have to trade stories of stupid haircuts then(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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I'll bet, at the very least it's about 1000 times cheaper than foxtrot's do.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:17,
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Technically this could well be accurateif yours costs nowt, as mine does. Seeing as how 1000 x zero = zero
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You cut your own hair too?or do you have an 'arangement' with a local stylist?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:29,
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I have an "arrangement" with an unqualified but highly competent wielder of the shearsShe cuts my hair, I do her share of the washing up
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I used to do this.when I next have a girlfriend I'll have to train he up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:32,
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Hey, if that's the way it goes, I won't complain.But I do rather suck at being gay.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:35,
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Well you are halfway there then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:38,
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I make it too easy some days, I really do.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:42,
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Unfortunately I think mine are tooI shall have to negotiate with the other half as to whether I can still kiss friends.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:55,
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It's a shame as I'm a good kisser.I got lots of practise with the ladies : )
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girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56,
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Better not tell him about the shenanigans at the pier then.Mind, there was no kissing involved.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:57,
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I think he could tellseeing as I came home walking like John Wayne and missing my knickers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:59,
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Remember true Grit your teeth(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:50,
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Nice link there, bravoJohn Wayne to Jeff Bridges (for Blousie) with one FILM reference. How very meta-B3ta.
You totally meant to do that, right?
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Of course I did*looks around shiftily*
I was actually going to reference the 3'10 to Yuma but couldn't remember if John Wayne was in it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:24,
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