*cough*SHIT VEGETARIAN*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Northern meat pies don't actually have meat in them.
They are too poor, so they draw eyes on their turnips before they boil them.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

This is class!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I'm not eating it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

An animal still had to die so you could buy it!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Are you aware that I eat chicken now?

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

That's fowl.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I am
That's the basis of my "shit vegetarian" accusation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'm not eating it either
I am a good vegetarian.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I don't eat much meat
but have no designs on being a veggie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Chicken, Cock, close but not the same.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Difference is, she's had some chicken recently.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I have such a bad reputation, undeservingly so.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I wouldn't say 'bad'.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

See above.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I'm telling Ms Foxtrot that next time she makes her excellent turnip chips

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

You should go through the fridge with a permanent marker
and draw faces on everything before she starts prepping dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Hahaha
I really, really like this idea, apart from the bit about me having to eat permanent marker
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

If a meal didn't have a face at some point, it's a waste.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

My breakfast consisted of sausages, hash browns and eggs.
Meat means goodness.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Mine was simply a bacon roll, but it's absolutely excellent bacon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Check this place out, next time you're over this way.
cowmans.co.uk/

Fucking nomnomnom.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Pork, Apple & Mint sausage?
Oof, going to have to get my hands on that
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I had a Nutrigrain bar
I hate being on a diet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Haha
Remember how I used to send you the pint pictures? Can I start doing it with food now?

Might even take a picture of the steak I've got in the freezer...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

You're on a diet
so you had a high sugar "cereal" bar?

I realise you're a bit thick, but can you not see the problem there?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

He can't even see his feet, let alone a problem

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You should totally eat porridge now the weather is cooler.
Filling, low in fat and releases energy slowly.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Porridge is only good with 1/4 tin of Golden Syrup in though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Funnily enough I use this as a guideline for people who can't understand my vegetarianism
"But you eat fish don't you?"
"What about Christmas? Surely you eat turkey...?"
Etc. etc.
I don't eat anything with a face.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Sausages don't have a face.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Look at his happy little face!


( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Awww how can you eat him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Get rid of the olives, and I'll do it happily.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

In his convenient mouth bun, that's how

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)