Ha ha ha ha ha
You're going out with a man who has used a hooker. And you're stupid enough to believe that he didn't put his cock in her.

You realise he can't ever give blood.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i believe he didn't put his cock in that one, yes
but i know he did with a different one. i took the view he was honest enough to tell me and it was about 10 years ago and nothing to do with me. and i know he's been tested v recently and is completely clean, so i think there's a lot worse that he could have done.

now i come to think of it, an expensive hooker (he told me how much, i was horrified. she charged more an hour than i do. no VAT and disbs though) may well be more careful about her sexual health than a lot of average individuals, esp after a few drinks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Never in the history of mankind has a man visited a hooker, paid her and not had some sort of sexual relief.
So oral it was then.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Gay men trying to prove they are straight might do...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I can imagine that he told his mates that she was crying when he asked her why she was a hooker.
But the reality was certainly that he was the one blubbing his eyes out when she asked him why a man with such a wonderful physique was visiting a hooker.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

because, al, he has Issues about women due to his mother and crippling shyness
so you think having a rippling 6 pack makes up for issues? ok, you go off and get a 6-pack just like his (and BGB can back me up on just how amazing he looks as i bored her with photos), and then we can see how many of your inadequacies it cures!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Wow, you know what I reckon would really help me if I had LoLmentaL issues?
It would be having my girlfriend telling a hole load of strangers all about my mental issues and the fact that I resorted to having to pay women to fuck me. That would sort me right out in a shot.

Edit - or even a whole load of strangers. The stranger wouldn't have to be in holes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

it wouldn't help your spelling though would it
you supercilious illiterate fucktard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I noticed and edited before you did.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

But lets not get oversensitive about the fact that your boyfriend has crippling mental illness.
Lets not forget, he is still a DEMON IN THE SACK.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

if you weren't quite such an illiterate supercilious fucktard
you would not have made that error in the first place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Okay, we get it, you know how supercilious is spelt. Have a gold star.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

na, you're ok
keep it to cover up your wife's bingo wings
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

i don't believe this, actually
i have another friend who went to a hooker when his marriage was breaking down. he ended up paying her to listen to him cry about how his wife didn't love him any more.

he said afterwards that it was nice at the time to have someone listen to him, but when he woke up and realised he'd paid £150 for the privilege, it was the only thing that could have made him feel worse!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

At least he didn't fuck a rugby player.
Or did he?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

i never asked
too frightened he might ask me the same question
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Tindall's all over the papers right now
Go public, you'll clean up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

So not only is he shit at rugby, but he is a shit as well
I've been so disappointed with the England Rugby team, both on and off the pitch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

i do like a bit of rugby player

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Which bit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

not the bit between the ears

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Funny shaped balls?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

What about Barry?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I for one applaud his honesty.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I for one welcome our new hooker overlords

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

If indeed that is their real name.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

real BOAT more like
LOL
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)