"my mate dave clocked her"...
Good to see chivalry isn't dead in the North East
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He was happily married (still is I think).
Come to think of it, I was still married too, although only technically.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

To me 'clocked' either means "spotted"
or punched in the face...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

'Spotted' in this case.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Good stuff, sounds a little stoneage otherwise

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Stoneage? In the North East?
Never!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

*glares*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

+ from under prominent brow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Nowt wrong with my brow sonny jim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Just because I'm evolved from "you lot" doesn't mean I'm your son

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

+ at the sun in confusion and wonder

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

+why Londoners can't see it with all the smog

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Welcome to 1879

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I forgot, London's air is so clean now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Yep
*takes deep breath*
*chokes*
*suffocates as people walk past*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

See man, ahh telt yeh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Aa read aaal yus poasts in that accent, y'knaa?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Aye man
ahh hev tee figga oot whot tha suthen coonts will get, y'knaa?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

It's not possible to walk through London Streets
or travel the underground without getting your nostrils so clogged up with black gunk that you resemble a sixty fags a day type.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I can hear him now.
'Oi DG, go and talk to that bird with the awesome tits and grinning like a Cheshire cat'.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Ah, old fashioned romance.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

That's not too far from the truth, actually.
I nearly blew it after the first five minutes, mind, as she complimented me on the awesome (what else) jacket I was wearing and I responded, without thinking, "Thanks, my wife bought it for me".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

It's a wonder she gave me a second chance, really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

....amongst all the other Morpeth talent?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I heard it's like "celebrity love island" up there
only with less tropical islands and more coal burning stoves
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Morpeth is actually very nice indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'd like to live back there at some point.
But at the moment where we are is nice and convenient.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

You know, it's years since I had a 'proper' night out in Morpeth.
I tend to go for the quieter pubs these days. But you certainly used to see some interesting sights...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Bigg Market-esque?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Not quite as bad.
But close.

Sadly, one of my favourite pubs there is being knocked down soonish to make way for a new bloody supermarket.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

*shudders*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)