Right here.
Just like Lampito with Crow, I thought djtp was gay. I bet he is as well.
We've been engaged for almost a year.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Him and Al have been married for 5 though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I suspected as much.
They're the Fox and Werrity of b3ta.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

..with more white vanning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

How many b3tan relationships are there?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Enough for eugenics to be seriously debated in parliament

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

...as opposed to merely round my house as is currently the case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Depends
So we count the one nighters, those that have split or those that fucked a b3tan and then their sister.
( Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Hmmm
Seven?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

DJTP & You
DG & Tourettes
Lampito & Crow
CHCB & Catface
Monty & Lusty
DiT & Flim
PJM & Chickenlady
Kip & Fran

Anyone else?

EDIT: Legless & Mrs Legless
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Kaol and Mel?

(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

you and bella?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

We were never a couple

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Amorous Badger and Wiccad Witch.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

more than people know about openly
i reckon. speaking from personal experience anyway!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Can't we just tell them the truth about us?

( Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Well that goes without saying.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

True enough.
I'm secretly bumming Nakers...oops!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Fucking news to me, although i did wonder why i was a little sore last Saturday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

SO who have you secretly bonked swipey?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I've had her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

POIDH

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

We had to delete them.
She was holding an incriminating elephant's leg kebab. Vegetarian my arse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

vagitarian, more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

This I find plausible.
I hear she likes a good sausage.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

No that's her boyfriend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

he gave Edmund a handjob

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

not any more
that's all over now. so no more gay-bo jokes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Oh dear...has he got over his "confusion"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

doubt it
but it's not my problem any more.

no more insecure gym-obsessed weirdos. even if, sadly, they were amazing in many ways. sigh.

oh well. bring on the self-contended lardarses!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

So he WAS gay afterall?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Not necessarily, but he WAS a weirdo.
It seemed she liked his quirks and his issues. Now she doesn't.
People can turn on a sixpence.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

What was weird?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I can't remember it all
but he was telling her how he went to prozzies in his past because he has mother issues and is insecure with women.
She thought it was good and brave of him to tell her, and it didn;t make him weird and he had amazing abs and was a demon in the sack.
Now he's a gym-obsessed weirdo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Such are the fickle and turbulent paths of love

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Innit.
I, for example, now shudder when I hear the music from Zorba the Greek.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

i don't do "love"
i am an aloof, unavailable ice-queen, remember?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)

my ego would prefer that
but i don't think i can kid myself.

the current victim works in forensics, so i am hoping he won't also turn out to be a bit of a weirdo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with scientists...

(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Hm

( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

edmund
he asked for a handjob
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

erm....
one lovely b3tan
one horrible mistake
one mistake

think that covers it all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

That was your three mistakes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)