As for deniers
I usually wear 40-60 denier tights

pun lol!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do they belong to your sister?
/still flogging a dead Bert
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:01, Reply)

yeah they do
I'm always putting my penis in her for some reason, can't help myself
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Aha! You fell into my clever trap!
I knew you'd admit it eventually. Or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think we've all worn our sisters underthings from time to time
It's perfectly natural. Isn't it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I hope you mean clothes
pervert
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*sings "walking round in womens underwear"*
/previous thread homage
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Al-bert Fish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)

the best bit about autumn/winter
is getting to wear nice tights. i like those ones they have at m&s which look as if you are wearing sexy slutty stockings, but secretly are comfortable fat-ass granny warmers without the hassle of hold-ups that fall-down or suspender belts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Ypu won't pull homosexual gym addicts with that attitude

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

funny you should say that
we nearly got thrown out of the cinema, he reacted so well to them.

he was probably picturing himself in them.

i can slag him off now it's over!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I have a horrid mental image :s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

is it a buff gym addict wearing nothing but slutty tights
and bulging out at the seams?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)

GO AWAY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Don't lie. You're wanking so hard right now you damn near pulled your own cock off.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah
suspenders are for the bedroom only, otherwise they're a complete pain
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

they really are. see also thongs.
why can't men have a fetish for dishcloth grey marks and spencers 5 for a tenner pants instead?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

There will be a man somewhere that does.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

probably a b3tan

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)

here I am!!
I love my girlfriendses skiddies
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)

hi wormulus

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I'm all for plain, simple underwear.
Over the right body, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

lots of guys like very pure simple white cotton pants
i agree with this, as they are comfortable, but i always think it is edging a bit near a schoolgirl fetish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)

This is what worries me about the whole 'white knickers' thing
See also the 'fully shaved' thing and the 'school uniform' thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Ian Tough really was a kinky fucker

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It's really just that school's when guys started getting turned on by girls,
it doesn't make them a paedo. That's a tremendously simplistic interpretation of it.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Paedo

( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Touché
Les enfants
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I'm not so into white
unless the person is really quite dark skinned, tbh. I don't think it's really a schoolgirl fetish, though, even if people are into plain white. Boys don't really get to see girls in their smalls at school, so schoolgirl fetishes tend to revovle around uniform etc, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I did on a fair few occasions.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Monty, you are a role model to us all.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I'm with you on thongs but I like wearing stockings and suspenders in every day.
If you get those 6-strap deep suspender belts, you know the old fashioned ones, you feel like Sophia Loren, or Marilyn.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Not if you cycle to work, it's not :(
The best bit about autumn/winter is cardigans. I'm not even sure you can get a slutty cardigan, so it's just the comfortable fat-ass granny warmness for me.
(berk, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Cut nipple holes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

the best bit about autumn/winter
Is the seasonal food. Eat properly and you are less likely to get cold (within reason).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

The best thing about winter is going snowboarding/skiing
I love being in the mountains so so much, the fresh crisp air, beautiful fresh snow and bright sunshine is the cure to all ills
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Never done either.
Can't now due to the metal in my lower back from the impact of falling - same reason I can't play rugby anymore.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Game of scrabble?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Does your back tingle when you walk past your microwave?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

No but it has set off the airport detectors at Tel Aviv and Frankfurt as their detectors are more sensitive
Tel Aviv for obvious security reasons & Frankfurt as that was where the Lockerbie bomb was planted.

When I used to travel a lot for work I used to carry an x-ray copy with me. All other airports have been fine.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

^this, so hard it could cut glass.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*fives*
I was lucky enough to spend an entire season in Val d'Isere once, 26 weeks of back to back snowboarding, bliss.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)

My brain's not up to much today
so imagine I made some hilarious joke about standing back to back with someone while snowboarding, and how that would be very difficult.

kthnxbai
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

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Is that ok?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

It's a start.
Also, fuck off, Captain Sarcastic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Good man.
I'm going to do that as a sabbatical once I've got enough books and papers that I really need to write..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Oh, this too
lots of interesting soups and stews and crumbles. And sloe gin. Mmm.
(berk, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)