Tinned meat products are without exception repulsive.
Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*nods*
and let's be honest they were designed for povvos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I thought they were designed for military purposes.
Mind you, for infantry (ugh) so, as you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Can(non) fodder

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

This^
Much prefer a nice carrot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Sorry, no rabbits allowed on this forum

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Get used to it Ham Boy
We're here, we're vegan and we're proud.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'm suprised you have the energy to move your fingers to type that

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*Flexes muscles*
*decides to have eggy toast for breakfast*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

hang on, I'm not sure if people are joking about you being vegan...
but surely if you ARE a vegan, you can't eat eggy toast...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Good point
Mad detective skillz there :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

it's Ok Poppet
The chickens were organic and ate only corn, so techically the eggs are vegitables. The mice mna in WHOLE foods reassured me of this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

but they're still a poultry product. The albumen is composed almost completely of protein, and the Yolk is an unfertilised female sex cell,
therefore the eggs are not vegetables.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

This is why they make a good protien supliment to a vegan diet
Apparently the important thing if to make sure they are not fertilised or they become aware an it's unethicl to eat them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

hmm. I'm still not convinced you can call yourself a vegan if you eat eggs.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I totally can.
It's all totally Kosher
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Fuzzy, fuzzy logic

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

you're totally missing my point here beakers.
Probably too much protien on the brain.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Must have been eating too many eggs

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

So you're not a vegan!?
A liar on the internet? What is the world coming to?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Or maybe the eggs are a lie
Maybe I've been burt all along, how can you ever know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

because you aren't conkers-deep in your sister?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I could be typing this while doing her from behind.
I'm not actually, it's your sister.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

My brother must have a pretty convincing wig on, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

he's tight
this is all that matter, oh and he looks a bit like you which makes it more fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

And I saw the ninja edit. Maybe not so ninja like

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

The lack of meat in his diet has left him weak and slow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I agree

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

on my phone and still in bed
Hence not at my fastest.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

on my phone and still in bed I am a lesbian vegetarian with a vagina instead of testes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Haha
Actually lol'd
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Not all processed meat is crap.
Nice Salami is ace. The canned one I hate most is the ham that comes in an oval tin, and is surrounded by jelly. princes I think.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Try warming it in the microwave before putting your wlly in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

It's almost bad enough to turn you into a vegetarian.
Almost.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It's totally what turned me.
That and the kittums.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

But kittums are vegetables, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

no, you mong!
Cats only eat meat, so they can't be vegitarian, and anyway they don't lay eggs. But they do test aftificial sweeteners onn kittums, which is why I can't have them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It's trooo.
People spent years doing research on kittums so that we could understand their language, just so we could find their words for "I say, that's really quite similar in taste to sugar, what?" and THEN we tested all our artificial sweeteners on them.

I take it this is some white cunt's meme that black-and-white cunts don't get?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Don't be stupid, they put elecrodes in there brains.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

yes. yes they do.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Wait a minute...
Those _weren't_ eggs that the cat laid???
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

bet you regret eating them now.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I believe the phrase is:
"thats the joke"
Not sure why the apostrophe is always missed from it though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

He did say "tinned" though
I think I'd be suspicious of salami in a tin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)