how do you eat food without touching it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

darling
we don't all shovel it in with our bare hands. some of us use these things called "knives" and "forks".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

What about sandwiches?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

What about fish and chips?
Or do you ask for one of those wooden forks?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

toasted sandwiches should be cut up
wraps i can cope with using fingers, but i want the bitch who made them to wear motherfucking gloves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

yes, but do you cut them into bite sized pieces and eat them with a knife and fork?if so you are a bit odd at least.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I eat toasties and very often pizza with a knife and fork.
I eat poppadums and dips with my hands, and I'm suspectig Swipe wouold too, but maybe she spreads the dips onto them with a knife.
I eat chips and that when I'm pissed but I couldn;t do it sober. That's why I don't really like ribs. I like the taste but eating them and getting my hands all mucky makes me feel sick. Especially if other people are there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

there is more than a shade of teh gonz about this post!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)

In the office, lunch is over, being shifty...
Can't type...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*adds Roota to the 'a bit odd' list in my head*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Now I know why you get on so well with my OCD brother.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I do eat chips sober, I just mean not with my hands.
I can eat pizza with my hands when he's there too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

mr b3th won't share drinks
I don't know what he thinks he might catch...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Coldsores, colds, 'flu!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

He's more likely to catch them from the snogging and stuff than sharing a drinks bottle...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

oh you mean he won't share with YOU!
Hahah, silly sod's had his willy in you!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

*drops monocle*

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

For chips 'n dips?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

eating canapes with a knife and fork might be considered a tad weird.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

yeah, well, your face might be considered a tad weird
and it smells.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Oh, zing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

sorry
hope i haven't hurt your feelings. i was just lashing out because you told everyone about the whole ATM thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I'm sorry sweetheart, I just can't believe that society would judge us so, and over a cash machine of all things?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)

this place would
it's full of judges
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I genuinely hope it isn't
the legal system is worrying enough as it is...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Toast would be weirder.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

not with cheese and mushrooms and onions and jalapenos on it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Us Northeners
eat a whole roast chicken with our bare hands, then throw the bones to the hunting dogs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

chicken cow
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

My Navy mate told me about "Chicken on a fist"`
This is where you skewer a whole roast chicken and nom whilst walking down the street
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

pff!
there's a chicken shop round here called 'Chicken on the Road' always makes me laugh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Does it make you cross?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Fucking excellent.
Face and shirt full of grease, perfect end to a night on the piss.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

He was in the Royal Navy
This is the least of his worries
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)