Quite right
It's up there with girls who bang on and on about their latest bloke all the time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

oooh, i haven't done that for a few minutes
things ARE very confusing with the ex right now, i don't know what is going on there at all, and i have 2 others that i am seeing next week. i think one of them may be a pervert.

what shall i do, internetman?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Fuck the pervert

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

but it's such tragically predictable perversion, honestly
he texted and said: what are you up to? and i replied: just misbehaving with the flatmate. then i thought it sounded a bit dodgy, so said: we're just drinking wine and gossiping!

has he let up about fucking 3somes or me talking him through a double act ever since? urrrrgh. lipstick lesbianism is SO 1996 ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

1996 was a good year.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

It was for me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

at some point he has to take the hint
him: we could have drinks and maybe you could talk me through some stuff

me: OR we could go to westfield to the cinema and for dinner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

That just isn't going to be on his agenda, is it?
You have teased him with a bit of info and now, like any bloke, he wants all the gory details.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

if i fancied him more, perhaps i would mind less
but it would be nice to find a guy once in a while who wasn't into girl on girl and sexy underwear. i mean, where are the guys who get turned on by chick flicks and chocolate?

oh, right. in G-A-Y.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

just put out love
he's obviously not gonna love you for your peersonality
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

oh hai bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1417207
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I'm increasingly of the opinion that this is Truthbert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

i'd argue, but unfortuanteluy i've been banned
soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Not only that, but I have you on ignore too
It is like you don't exist anymore.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

somthing went wrong with the internet there foe a minute and i couldn't reply
i was gonna say fucken 'ell, now even i'm questioning my existence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

it's totally bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Then why is it not having a breakdown?
Hell we seem to have pushed baldmonkey into one, I thought bert was more fagile.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

not bert, dun even know who bert is just here having a chat with my homies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

he'll be going on about floppy aubergines soon, you just wait

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

if anything her indoors undercooks the vegg, so it's actually chunky and thick really
i prefer it a bit softer mind, she's just not a great cook
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)

of course bert, i'm sorry
how IS your sister?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Quite slack by now I should imagine

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

she's got 3 kids so i think so yeah
she and mum had a fallign out recently cos she's moving home and got a iPhone 4S
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

my sister's swell tahnks for asking!
you got any siblings?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Could be worse
I'd rather have a boy that wanted me to talk dirty to him about lesbians than have one that constantly wants anal.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

hmmmmm
most want anal whilst you talk dirty about lesbians.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Personally I'd take smutty talk everyday of the week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Not another one with a gay boyfriend

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

maybe your cunts too slack

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Westfield and cinema
Sounds awesome, maybe you should take me on a date.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

What sort of date does Jobseekers Allowance buy?
Not much in the consumerist Mecca that is Westfield I imagine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

so long as you aren't the kind of rude cunt
who lets the girl pay for everything, and has to have it pointed out to him that she has actually paid because you fail to say even a small "thank you", and even then your response is: "yeah, i assumed you had"...

... well then, you couldn't be the worst date i've ever had. but second place is still open if you want to give it a go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

What happened to sexy boy?
Have you kicked him into touch?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

it's complicated
ask me in a week :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Good luck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

thank you!
i would need less luck if he weren't SO fucking sexy...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

*sympathises*
I am a fucking sexy bastard also.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I give good dates, I'm good value, even if the person I'm on a date with isn't.
I'm free pretty much any evening this week. Gaz me, it'll be fun.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)