Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning, benders.I've been up for an hour so far and I've still got half an hour to go before my alarm goes off. No doubt I'll fall asleep at the wheel on my way into work, cause a horrific motorway accident and extremely inconvenience several hundred other commuters.
In the meantime, however, do you have problems sleeping, or are you one of these jammy cunts that can sleep anywhere, at any time, for hours and hours?
Alt: I don't know, we haven't had a weird dream thread in a while. I keep getting chased by zombies in mine. I mean the fast, running zombies from 28 x Later. Not the shamblers. I'm not that big a fat internet spastic.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 7:17,
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I wish I could sleep anywhere.At my desk, right now would be nice, for an hour or so.
I rubber necked last night on the way home as somebody was having the roof of their car chopped off by the fire brigade, so they could get them out. This was the M1 about 6:20. They didn't look very well.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 7:24,
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There was a bit of drizzle last nightso naturally people were crashing into each other all over the damned place. I saw two accidents and four abandoned cars that had gone into barriers on my way home last night.
It's pathetic, really.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 7:44,
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You're weirdin other news, I really have to get the fuck up and get a wiggle on.
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You won't be calling me weird when you see me on the news later on(
Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 7:43,
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Don't have a tvso I don't watch the news. You'll have to really fuck yourself up to get on the bbc news website, that's the only way I'll know.
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I'll try and get myself under a lorry for you, then.God, you're demanding.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:05,
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So long as it is clear from junctions 16 to 21, I agree.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:13,
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Rav presents his own special "shit" section(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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In other newsthe ugly ginger bird across the road totally just saw me naked.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 7:46,
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When you see her again, hold up a sign saying "Your Turn"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:21,
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I usually need medication to sleep well. Otherwise I have night terrors which are unbelieavably shit. The last one I had, I was tied to my bed and being stabbed over and over by someone wearing a pie-hat.
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Oh fucking hell, thisI've just remembered I had really bad sleep paralysis last night and woke tennis boy by bursting in to tears when I could finally move. Ugh, I wish I hadn't remembered that, I feel faintly panicky all over again now.
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Sleep paralysis night terrors are horrible. You have my utmost empathy. I haven't had one for a month or two now, but still, they're shit.
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Haven't had one that I remember for about 4 yearscertainly not one that bad. I'm now trying to avoid having an all out panic attack on the train. Fun times.
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Reaing OT makes me feel like a sort of internet anthropologistI'm astonished that people are so useless that they can't even sleep without being needy.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:11,
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Next you'll be telling me you're alergic to toothpaste and have a panic attack everytime you see something white with red and blue stripes.(
WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:12,
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...and you obviously aren't scared of anything or anyone, have no health issues of any sort and a 12" cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:13,
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I get scared sometimes but only by things which are scaryI get sick just like everyone else, but I'm fairly robust and get on with stuff.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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I would think being unable to move and being conscious when this happened would be fairly scary TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:21,
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Of course, likewise some of the scary things I've seen and donebut I don't have panic attacks on the train about it.
In fact now that I think about it, I actually don't really know what a panic attack is.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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It is something needy people getHope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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Some of the symptoms are quite similar according to wikipediaInterestingly the article also says:
" A growing body of evidence supports the idea that those that suffer from panic attacks engage in a passive style of communication or interactions with others"
like doing all your social interaction through a website?
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:39,
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Maybe we should link this thread to the scientists so they can add it to their growing body of evidence.(
WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:42,
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I've only had the one, I was utterly convinced I was dying.That's a bit of a sweeping statement that. You and I both know mental health issues aren't as clear cut as that.
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I thought it was a pretty even-handed statement actuallyI haven't suggested that this is true, or that it accounts for all cases of people having panic attacks.
I just pointed out that some people think there might be a correlation between having these things and being an internet shut-in.
The article seems to imply that they normally have a stand-alone clinical source which could be a wide-range of things and concludes "panic attacks are not usually indicative of a mental disorder." so I'm not sure this is a mental health issue really.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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It's bloody horribleespecially as you feel you're going to suffocate and quite often you feel like someone else is in your room, like a proper sense of menace. You can't move and you can't talk and you can't do anything except lie there and freak out.
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Isn't that what normally happens to OMG Gurls after a b4sh?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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I've just diagnosed berk with'getting a lift home with PsychoChomp'
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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We all have needs, Wormy.Tell me, as an internet anthropologist, at what point to these "needs" turn you "needy"?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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QOTW is for the raconteurs (snigger)/offtopic is more about people bored at work, trying to alleviate the boredom by sharing their boring lives. It almost works. You have to admit that you find something compelling about it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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And don't get me started on people with casts on their broken limbs, attention seeking fucks.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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error 404, relivancy not found(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:20,
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I struggle to sleep most nights, meaning I don't often get more than 5 hours sleep altogetherHowever, give me a few drinks, and I'll sleep anywhere!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:20,
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my last alcolols ended with me almost falling on a couch full of people.Was a great night though!
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Mine ended up with me falling asleep at a rather raucous party at Monty's..(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)
Best of all the
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:12,
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I've managed to avoid the whole 'falling asleep whilst pissed' for a while nowThe worst is the time I did it at my work's christmas do, that was horrific.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:35,
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Bit of 'cider' sickness for me this morning(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:46,
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I also have a headachedue to Adnams 'Green Bullet' and some Pinot Noir, but I do have a sausage muffin and coffee
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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I need to be half asleep before I get into bedOtherwise I'll just lie there thinking too much. Once I'm in the sleep pattern that's me for the night, if I get woken up by one of the kids having a nightmare I can go and deal with it and be back to sleep in seconds.
I don't tend to remember my dreams. People who do remember their dreams and then try to tell me about them can fuck the fuck off to fuck.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:47,
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There are few things more dullThan listening to someone talking about their dreams.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:50,
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That Martin Luther King was a cunt, eh?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:08,
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HahahaI may have to steal that phrase!
The only other one I tend to use is 'Full as a fat lady's shoe"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:20,
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I always used to be very much a night personand would take a long time to fall asleep. A bit of self-medication with weed used to help a little, but I would often be lying in bed and think "I might just get up and have one last joint".
This all changed after the birth of my son. Suddenly sleep became very precious to me and my body quickly taught itself to fall asleep immediately on sitting or lying if there was no sound of crying. Now I am one of those smug gits who sleeps as soon as head hits pillow.
Alt: I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow. Or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:57,
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and when you woke upYour giant marsh mallow was missing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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I sleep fucking terriblyThis is really annoying as I used to be able to kip all day.
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My dream lst night was mental. I went to see a flat which was actually a 4 storey building owned by Nicholas Parsons. After being shown round this I had to cycle home and was attacked by 3 lads. After pulling the "Accord of Justice" on them I neded up on the coast and had to visit one of our customers but in a mental glass building. I need to stop eating cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:11,
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Let's face it, it's your only one, dole scum.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:15,
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My situation is temporaryYou're going to have to live out the rest of your life as you.
My condolences.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:20,
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How long have you been unemployed for now?Do you not have any contacts in chambers anywhere?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:22,
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I wonder if he hasn't already thought of that ....(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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Well he's not clever enough to actually get employed, so you never know(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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Through a rigorous interview and testing process for 400 candidates and 15 jobs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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No, but seriously how did you get your made up internet job?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:38,
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I'm going to hazard a guessthat it wasn't by sitting round at home all day, telling people on the internet how empty their lives are.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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Interestinglythis statement
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1417035
and your statement are logically inconsistent.
I'm either dole-scum or I sit at home all day not applying for jobs in breach of my jobseekers agreement.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:53,
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AnywayThe point I wanted to get out of Naked Ape is that he got his job because he applied for it.
If this is the case then he's as stupid as I am because that's what I've being doing.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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I don't see the inconsistency between AA's opinion of you as dolescum (which is not, for what it is worth, my opinion) and my point.Which was more about you, shut in your house, pointing at the internet to all the people at work and accusing them of being internet shut-ins.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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I don't believe it was AA's true opinion eitherI think he was hoping to score internet points and have his work hung up on the wall by the teacher.
Really all we want is validation from people we don't know. Is that too much to ask?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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I guarantee I spend less time on here than the other people in this thread.(
WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:10,
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And that is one of many reasons why you are a much better person.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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im sure youll find another cash cow to sponge off in the futureThat's the trouble when everyone tells you that you are "over qualife", that you begin to believe that makes you better than them
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:24,
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You insensitive bastard, coming over here, lauding your sleepfulness over us.(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)
m,y girlfriend gave me toothy oral sex the other night, my dinkle looks like a frciken candy cane right nowbeen banned though, so you can't even see this mind
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no, red and white striped, good to see that you're using your noggin thoughkeep up the good work
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sleepy...I also have lo-o-o-ong training this afternoon(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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I've never given a blowjob but I'm pretty sure she's doing it wrong.(
WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:21,
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that's what i told her, she's fairly unexperienced orally though, she needs more practise(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)
I have an interesting story about thisbut I'm not going to post it as I find boasts of sexual encounters on the internet fairly nauseating.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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Best keep her face "downstairs" then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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That's not a very nice thing to say about someone who's prepared to have you quavery mini-milk in their gob.(
WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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I sleep like a logLast weird dream I was in a frozen forest of trees 200ft tall, and in a clearing was an enormous cathedral that was square and rose on all sides into a giant steeple.
more dream news etcetc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:15,
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I am such a cretin.I was in the middle of setting up a fraud investigation with my bank for an amount of money that came out of my account and then in the middle of the call remembered what it was for. I've never felt so stupid in my life and believe me I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:22,
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Oh it's you.I thought it would be Rory or Wormulus that would post something like that.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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I know the feeling'I can't be broke, someone must have stolen from me' *checks online account* 'oh, I've spent it all on sherbert and trousers'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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I did go through some other transactions that looked iffy and once more info was given, remembered what they were for.This however, I couldn't fathom out.......RIGHT UNTIL THE LAST BLOODY MOMENT.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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I had 4 transactions on my credit card from DABS DirectStupid cunt that cloned my card or whatever left my address as the invoice address and his home address as the delivery address for his new Sony Viao and HD TV
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1417086
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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You've been giving out your PIN number again to people you barely knowNot to worry it's a common fault of off topic
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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Everyone needs more bumhole pics(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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Well that's where you're wrong because I can easily remember 6889.(
girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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It's ok because due to your puppy like trust no harm will happen to youYou're amongst friends here
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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Cool, it's our secret though, don't tell your card provider otherwise you'll have a screen entry next to your name of 'witless spastic'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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I have the opposite problemI frequently get calls from the bank querying the unusual activity on my account. As they list the transactions I have to explain to them that this is perfectly normal for my profligate wife. They also took the trouble of cancelling my debit card recently as they were certain that it had been compromised. I checked the statement online, it hadn't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1417086
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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I've been such a foolI mean, how well do I really know this woman I married? I should never have trusted her.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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I can't remember pretty much anything after 10 o'clock, I have to really struggle, I barely remember going to bed last night.YAY TABLETS ! OH BOY !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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Gonz, please stop killing yourself with legal drugs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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Wooooohhhhhh WOOOOOHHHHHH, I am the ghoast that guards the toast.I warned you once, I warned you twice, I whiped my bottom on every slice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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I'm coming round to thinking that you might be TruthbertBut I'm a bit too slow on the uptake to really work these things out.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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Problems sleeping at the momentAfter a few all-nighters over Hallowe'en, my body clock is completely screwed up.
On the plus side, it means I'm awake at night in order to do some cycle training. This good because I've decided I want to go over the alps next summer.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:39,
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I have awful problems sleeping at the moment,it's usually for a month when the weather changes, I'll get used to it.
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I'm not an expert on women,but periods don't actually last for a month.
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i worked with a girl who had been on her period from the age of 16 to the age of 24they finally cured her with hormone trewatements, i have no idea why she told us all
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'cos the doors were open and everyone was invited?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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i don't understand what your getting atshe was a nice enough girl bit scatty and loony though, crazy mad batshit mental about JEDWARD too tho
she weren't ugly or anything either, not good looking mind, just not one or the other, osmething in between you know?
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I liked Tourette's description bestAre you riding the cotton pony?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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i have to saythere are fewer conversations in life that are duller than someone saying: "so i had this dream last night...."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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I think most kids are.My daughter woke up terrified after driving the school bus. She is 4
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46,
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She shouldn't be driving the school bus thenIt is terrifying to wake up driving though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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i think that's just because she's your kidso you are biologically programmed to think everything is wonderful.
on the plus side, bm's latest non-comedy comedy account is now gone. should give about 4 days of peace before the next one can start posting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46,
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unless he is having a big flouncy meltdown i can't even be bothered to click "talk" to checkdullest weirdo EVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:57,
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Mine aren't, that's the problemI tend to dream about places I've been and things I actually do or have done. The people in my dream also tend to be people I know - to the extent that I occasionally have a hard time deciding if something really happened or not.
The only unusual thing is that I tend to dream from loads of different viewpoints when I do have a strange dream - the other night I was someone else while running away from a herd of cows on the seashore, then myself as I got further away, then someone else who was watching the person that had been me as he arrived at a safe place.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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UnlessThe other person then looks at you with an expression of quiet panic, and refuses to tell you what the dream was about.
Then, later on, you see them holding a marrow and looking at you speculatively.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46,
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This could cause some issuesI've had some mental porno dreams about people
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:50,
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i don't think i've ever had a porno dream. it always turns into something more surreal before anything happens.but if i did, i probably would, yeah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:50,
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Sweet. I can't imagine anything better than being told that someone fucked your brains out in their dreams last night.
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erhow about them ACTUALLY fucking your brains out last night?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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Quite rightIt's up there with girls who bang on and on about their latest bloke all the time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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oooh, i haven't done that for a few minutesthings ARE very confusing with the ex right now, i don't know what is going on there at all, and i have 2 others that i am seeing next week. i think one of them may be a pervert.
what shall i do, internetman?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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but it's such tragically predictable perversion, honestlyhe texted and said: what are you up to? and i replied: just misbehaving with the flatmate. then i thought it sounded a bit dodgy, so said: we're just drinking wine and gossiping!
has he let up about fucking 3somes or me talking him through a double act ever since? urrrrgh. lipstick lesbianism is SO 1996 ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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at some point he has to take the hinthim: we could have drinks and maybe you could talk me through some stuff
me: OR we could go to westfield to the cinema and for dinner.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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That just isn't going to be on his agenda, is it? You have teased him with a bit of info and now, like any bloke, he wants all the gory details.
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if i fancied him more, perhaps i would mind lessbut it would be nice to find a guy once in a while who wasn't into girl on girl and sexy underwear. i mean, where are the guys who get turned on by chick flicks and chocolate?
oh, right. in G-A-Y.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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just put out lovehe's obviously not gonna love you for your peersonality
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I'm increasingly of the opinion that this is Truthbert(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:10,
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Not only that, but I have you on ignore tooIt is like you don't exist anymore.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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somthing went wrong with the internet there foe a minute and i couldn't replyi was gonna say fucken 'ell, now even i'm questioning my existence
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Then why is it not having a breakdown?Hell we seem to have pushed baldmonkey into one, I thought bert was more fagile.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:22,
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not bert, dun even know who bert is just here having a chat with my homies(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)
he'll be going on about floppy aubergines soon, you just wait(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:28,
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if anything her indoors undercooks the vegg, so it's actually chunky and thick reallyi prefer it a bit softer mind, she's just not a great cook
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of course bert, i'm sorryhow IS your sister?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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she's got 3 kids so i think so yeahshe and mum had a fallign out recently cos she's moving home and got a iPhone 4S
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Could be worseI'd rather have a boy that wanted me to talk dirty to him about lesbians than have one that constantly wants anal.
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hmmmmmmost want anal whilst you talk dirty about lesbians.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:06,
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Not another one with a gay boyfriend(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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Westfield and cinemaSounds awesome, maybe you should take me on a date.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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What sort of date does Jobseekers Allowance buy? Not much in the consumerist Mecca that is Westfield I imagine.
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so long as you aren't the kind of rude cuntwho lets the girl pay for everything, and has to have it pointed out to him that she has actually paid because you fail to say even a small "thank you", and even then your response is: "yeah, i assumed you had"...
... well then, you couldn't be the worst date i've ever had. but second place is still open if you want to give it a go.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:19,
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thank you!i would need less luck if he weren't SO fucking sexy...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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I give good dates, I'm good value, even if the person I'm on a date with isn't.I'm free pretty much any evening this week. Gaz me, it'll be fun.
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WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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Don't forget hitch-hiking stories.I remember these from years ago, so dull.
I don't think people hitch anymore, not seen one for years.
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Don't say that, thenHonestly, do I have to do *all* your thinking for you?
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Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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I suffer sporadically from insomnia.It's mostly just trouble switching off and going to sleep. For the same reason I seem unable to nap during the day, no matter how tired I am.
It's mostly my own fault though, I've noticed it gets better when I excersize and practice good sleep hygene, but I am crap at being disciplined, especially when feeling down, a state exasarpated by, among other things, lack of sleep.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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*sings**Whilst Comrades washed their cocks by night*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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*All camping by St Pauls**the angel of the north came down and also checked his balls*
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:55,
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You also made me do one tooAt St Pauls
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:40,
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I resent the implication that I have anything to do with those ideologically unsound unwashed hippies(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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You are more of an ideologically sound unwashed hippy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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I wash and am not a hippy.But I take more offence to being lumped in with that bunch of idiots who don't know what they are angry about or what they want and wish to proclaim the fact loudly.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:11,
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*chills*sorry, just an annoyance of mine. A populist uprising against the evils of capitalism should be a good thing, but THEY R DOING IT RONG!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:17,
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Grow up. Edit: Nothing wrong with capitalism that capitalists and reasonable people can't fix. (Although I admit it is on the impossible side of unlikely).
Who can take a bunch of piss smelling crusties seriously? I mean, they LIVE in tents and don't even own houses!!
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Nah, it's over rated.Edit: trusting capitalists to self regulate is about as bright as letting MPs regulate their own expenses. Stopping people being utter cuntwads just because they can is what the state is, or should be for*.
I share your feelings about hippies, crusties et al.
*among other things, obviously. ANd I realise this may be what you menat by 'reasonable people', but my basic point is that self regulation never works, if it did we'd live in a fucking utopia already.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:26,
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We don't need people without jobs advising us though. I mean, they haven't got jobs, the cunts.
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Well, yes, Wormulus should definitely shut up.Why do I get the feeling you think I support this occupy bollocks?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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Oh, I plead guilty to pinko commie.it's just that that lot aren't, by and large. Bunch of whining, middle-class over privileged fuckwits, crying because they can no longer afford to get Jocaster her second pony.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:02,
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yeah it's pretty good ennit, think bambi's better thoyou seen land before time?
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Some Americans know what they are on about.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:27,
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Using your bedJust for sleeping - never lying down to read and so on.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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S'what the docs said when I took it to themstuff like only using your bedroom for sleep, not drinking coffee after midday, eating at sensible times, taking relaxing baths before bed and such, mostly fairly obvious and mostly stuff I do when I feel like it, but lack of discipline and routine means it often does not happen.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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Sound advice here from Batteredwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1416208
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:15,
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I have no bath, only a shower.Substitute a joint for a whisky an I follow 2/3rds of his advice most nights.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:18,
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Is this why you leave your tent outside St.Paul's to go home and sleep every night?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1417201(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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it's such a shame i've been banned right niow, i've got LOADS of really amusing and witty things to say(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)
I quite often have to take Solpadol (codine) to get to sleepCos my left leg aches to buggery due to it always compensating for my right leg that has a metal bar in it and a foot that doesn't move properly so I can't push off with it properly. Yes kids, motorbikes are dangerous (but also very fun)
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Last night I dreamt about an Eastern European woman having a panic attack.My post is very relevant.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:37,
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Are you sure it wasn't me?I do look a bit like a Bulgarian shot putter.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:43,
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No she definitely didn't say "ee bah gum am avin a panic attack"She had headscarf and said she had to go outside as she was starting to have a panic attack.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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Weightlifter. Great snatch!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I have cracked myself up.
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sp[eakin to you in binary cos you is a router init?
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You forgot the zeeeeoooowwwm zweeeeooooom bit(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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Credit where it's duethis was actually funny.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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