my name is Robert
people call me Rob. It makes me lol.
( rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:05, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You live a lolwacki life.
Is it safe again now, or do we have to reinforce the bunkers?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Fucking hell, the Overlord of b3ta himself joins us!
So...alright?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Have you considered trying out Bob or Bobby for size?
Perhaps not as lolworthy...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

...the size in question being 'Large'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I once got 'mad bob' for a week at university
didn't stick tho
( rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I had a friend called "Fat Bob" at college
Despite his name being Philip. He was fat though.
True story that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I've remembered another
I used to be part of social circle that had two other robs in it. Hence people had to find a way of being clear who was being talked about. There was Fat Rob, Gay Rob and Scary Rob. I was Scary Rob which I think means I win.
( rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I used to know a damp Dave.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

What wrong with good old
Alliteration these days,
Surely rapey Rob would have been teh winner
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Depends why they consider you scary
If they are scared that you might nonce their kids, there is less win involved.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I thought you shut down /qotw yesterday
was that on purpose?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

not aware of it
if it was down it was either someone else fucking with it or just tech issues
( rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

The old question closed but there wasnt a new one put up.
All hell broke loose, and by that I mean about 5 people noticed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

ah
just us being crap by the sounds of it
( rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Fair enough,
since you're handing out modding powers can I be offtopic mod?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

If I vote for you do you promise not to oppress me?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

To tell you the truth I wouldn't ban anyone
just get rid of the once a month thread rushes and lol heartily at the whiney gazes I recieve.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

24 hour naughtystepping could be entertaining.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Actually I'd ban bert
but then he's a in real life sex offender list nonce.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I don't know what anyone would want to be a mod.
Surely you just get people moaning at you by gaz all the time? Lots of "Wah Wah Wah" messages.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)

type: MTFU hit send, easy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Would get a bit tiresome after a while.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I'll make a macro

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

And Edmund.
People's hands and bank accounds are at risk.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I'd keep him, he's funny
I'd just make his sig a link to a news story about his lies.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Nah he arranges to meet up with women and he's an evident nutter.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Ok motion to ban carried.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Anyone else is fair game. No matter how knobby.
In fact Bert used to make me laugh a lot. It's a shame he flipped his lid. He said I had hands like Martin Scorsese.
EDIT, I meant fair game as in 'leave them be - you can ignore them'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Odd as it may sound I think I'd actually support your nomination
You'd probably be quite conscientious and not one likes you much so you'd be fairly even handed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Haha!
Back handed compliment lols
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I aim to please.
All the other candidate I could think of that I liked beter were people I liked so I'd expect some bias from them, I don't think anyone really likes Chompy, even if he is right about most things, so he's actually a pretty good candidate. Also who else would want the job?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

yeah but he'd also use it to be a creepy archivist of women's lovelives.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You're fired as my campaign manager.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I'm just saying.
it's alright for me now, but others may be vulnerable.
You could shatter lives with your documenting and reminding! SHATTER!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

That is a risk, with great power comes great responsibility
but no one else will do it, and we do need a mod to stop the nsfw floods on here.

don't know why I'm still talking robs obviously left.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

We can email him the thread.
What nsfw flooding? Oh you mean PH's tiny cock weird text thing?
NSFW, yes, ban, but just annoying, please don't ban. Some of that is funny. And it can't all be WeightWatchers and pandering on here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

This is a very good point.
* rescinds support*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Welcome to out humble thread
Oh glorious leader.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)