Don't they kill them to save themselves from dishonour?
Or am I thinking of the wrong vegetables?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Haha
How do you turn a fruit into a vegtable? Push it in front of a car.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
is the stalk
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

IDGI

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

iw as bein clever, hardest part to eat is the wheelchair init?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Oh, oh, ok, I was thinking about stalking them, like, sneeking up behind them.
I donno how you'd stalk someone in a vegative state, they're not really aware of their surroundings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I was thinking this too Gonz

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

you just sit at the bottom of their bed staring

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

My cat does this to me while I'm getting dressed.
he's a pervy cat. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

are you a vegetable?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

No.
He just likes to sit at the bottom of my bed, watching me. He usually puts on these big O.O eyes too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

maybe if you were more affectionate with him he might not glarre at you
have you condisered stroking your pusssy?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I ain't touching that line with a ten foot pole.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

shut up and fuick your cat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Hmmm no thanks.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

i got a cat's nose up my bum when i was asleep once

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

it felt wet but not upnleasant

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Good for you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

he's dead now tho
poor guy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Why yes, I agree, that is a perfect foundation for a potential phsyical future relationship !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Remember what I told you about being funny son?
This is perhaps trying too hard, start simple and work up to it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

what's the hardest par tof a vegetable to eat?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

urgh
aren't you dead yet? the m5 had a big fire, you could have gone and jumped in that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

woooo someone's been taking bitchy pills.
Hello Swipe :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

it's monday
hence the strop!

how's you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I am gooooooooood.
I get my results this week so a bit nervous, but all in all, I'm good!

Don't let Mundane Mondays get you all stroppy. Save the strop for something that matters, like the chippy forgetting to put the vinegar on your chips.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

BASTARDS!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

oh what but thats miles away?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

you could have made a bit of an effort
never mind, it's not too late. just set fire to yourself right now, that'll do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

as mentioned up there
my matches don#t work :((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I prefer, what turns a fruit in to a vegetable
T3H AIDS! HAHAHAHAAAA
( Peej, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

what you mean like a tomoato?
cos that's like a fruit isn't it? but you ewat it like a veg?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)